Lagos Fashion Police at the 'Fire of Zamani' Album Launch Concert

Hey everyone, its your favorite Fashion police ladies. Its event season in Lagos and we are super excited to get on with the reviews. We have started with the Fire of Zamani launch. Enjoy

Tiny: Wow Gbemi looks amazingly stunning in this peach and gold piece, well mature and sexy. I Love it all. Her makeup isn't too much, her hair sits well with it all, same as her shoes and that pose just nails it all. Well done Gbemi, our past reviews of you have been a total fail, you just went from bottom to the top, you have done us proud.

Toya: Gbemi Philips, this chic has transformed her body and I am so freaking jealous! This outfit is banging, it is sexy, it is grown and most of all it is making a statement 'I know I look hot, hope you b****** are jealous. The warm tones look really good against her skin and the shoes are on point! We love love love it!

Toya: A pity shawty has a hot body but has no idea what to so with it. She always seems to come across abit what's the word hmmm crude? In this picture looks like she is trying to match her outfit to her hair, the pants are too tight for the look I want to believe she was trying to achieve! I don't know I don't know I don't know.

Tiny: Damn, this is not a good look and I am highly disappointed, we have said in the past that she can do better and I have seen her try but never on the red carpet. Those pants are not for her, the tailor didn't do a good job with the bottom cut coz for this look, it should be sitting on her ankle but its not. Secondly why is that neck piece there? Put together, she looks quite cheap. The shoes & hair, Lord that hair. You are fast becoming a big celebrity in this entertainment industry of yours and you should learn to be on your best look, ALWAYS. That hair looks like noble weave or supreme ultimate kept on for more than 3 weeks. Get rid of it!

Toya: Vina hahhahahahahahhaha this is too damn funny! The fuck? What is going on babes? Why would you think you can wear a cropped top with that midriff babes? Your mirror better had shattered prior to you leaving the house! Oh that skirt, those bridesmaid shoes and the lack of accessories I can go on and on! Wrong wrong wrong. You should have run away from the camera yes you should have.

Tiny: First of all, didn't anyone tell Vina that she has a pot for a belly? Her friends couldn't advice her not to leave home looking like this? Or were they too scared to talk? Crop tops are not for everyone my darling and you've got it on with that skirt, wrong combination. Take out the shoes, replace them with dunlops and she looks like she's going to borrow garri from her next door neighbour. Her hair looks unkempt, no accessories or proper makeup to even brighten up her look. This is an overall dull look. Fail for LFP.

Tiny: Well done missy, it was a concert and you got dressed for the occasion. The shorts and sports top do the trick and they go well with the shoes. Love the fact that her hair is pulled back up, brings out her facial features. Not too much accessories or makeup. All works fine for me.

Toya: Ebi looks really cute and aptly dressed for the occasion! She just wants to have fun and be comfortable doing so. The sports top and gold shorts seems to work nicely mainly because of the shoes! See ladies your shoes can make a major difference, I shall refrain from calling names for now. I like her simplicity. She didn't try to hard or do too little. Nice balance! Welldone

Tiny: Madam miss miss, but you know you're gonna get it though? Like yorubas say, 'ki lo ko si'? The shoes even match with her hair, is that a plus? Oh I do not know *sigh*. Lol. Everything she has on is wrong, that top, Lord help me, and are those your stay at home shorts? You do not look one bit attractive in this outfit. I guess all I can say is, this is a total disaster. 

Toya: Lil miss miss! Damn straight, you are a miss miss! What! I'm going to ignore the hair because you can decide to Nicki Minaj up, that's cool, let's call it creative! However that jungle meets vintage blouse and those white 'I wore them during Nysc drills but decided to add some studs' shorts are not right! Let's not run down again! Good thing, you are a pretty girl!

Tiny and Toya: She's definitely in a wrong time zone and checks all the wrong boxes. She has on a head warmer (check), leather jacket (check), leggings (check) and a camel toe starring us in the face. Do review her yourselves guys.

That's it from us guys, we couldn't review more because they were all a bit boring. We hope you enjoyed this, do look forward to our next review. We're still on twitter @D_FashionPolice or send us a mail on Lagosfashionpolice@gmail.com


Love T & T

LFP at Darey Art-Alade’s “Love Like A Movie” Concert

Hey guys, do you remember us??? LOL. Let's starts off by saying Happy New Year, we hope you all have been good and have also been obeying fashion rules?

We have missed you guys so much but we are back in full effect and for tonight we will be be kicking off with Kim Kardashians 'ASS'. Lol

Tiny and Toya: We decided to start with the first red carpet picture on Bella Naija but sorry, Waje not too 'inspiring'.

Tiny: Hello Ramsay, looking bloody fly! Well put together, the colours flow nicely. Very grown and sexy. 

Toya: Gotta give it to Mr Noah, this is actually the first time i'm seeing him look this nice. The suit looks really good on him, he looks quite dapper but the pants are a bit too long.



Toya: Madam i have the 'fakest' accent in the world, what are you doing wearing this type of dress if you don't know how pull it off well? You should know not to wear a girdle/body magic with this type of material cos the seam line is staring straight at me, but then i'm sure you don't know that. You need to invest in seamless underwear's my dear. And that pose with your behind showing makes you look so tacky/ghetto, please take this advice very seriously.

Tiny: Toke, I would not have thought a petite girl like you would require a girdle but you should know better than to wear one under this extremely delicate material. I quite like the dress and I think it is one of your better offerings, however you failed to polish the overall look.



Tiny: Ebuka you sure have a hot body, you could do so much better in a properly tailored suit. The bow tie doesn't sit well on you darling and that might be due to the fact that your shoulders are quite hanger-like. And what is with the hand at the back position? Like a butler taking instructions from the lady of the manor. We still love this hottie with the brains sha. 

Toya: First off, Ebuka needs to stop wearing a bow tie, and secondly why is his pocket square not the same colour as the bow tie??? Big fail. However, his shoes look quite good and you're right Tiny, we do love this hottie with brains, polish up your style and you'll be complete.... well almost, lol.


 
Toya: First lady to get a nice comment from me, lol. Kunbi looks amazing in this tribal print, i absolutely love it. The colour pattern suits the outfit and her so well. The neck piece complements her shoes as well. This is simple, classy and very chic. Love it 

Tiny: Love the tribal trend, can be subtle yet fierce, well-done Kunbi! Hey she makes clothes so if she doesn't get it right I wonder who would?? Actually i take that back some designers are just jokers, but Kunbi does good. The hint of the red somehow fits into the whole picture! Certified LFP hottie!



Tiny: Annie, your body is not meant for the backward dress, you just look damn uncomfortable. Not all trends are meant for everyone love! Baby steps baby steps. You can't rush building a sense of style. 

Toya: If this dress was well fitted it would have been perfect, it makes her look like she has a belly. This outfit is meant for a slim person, Annie please do not step out of your house l ooking like this again. Hahaha, Tiny, baby steps for sure.



Toya: Let me start by saying that this Dj looks 'Xclusively' shinny. Damn Nigga, what's going on?? And must you wear this particular sequin jacket everywhere? Whoever told you this jacket looks amazing on you has not only lied but washed you seriously. Even your LV belt is questionable, are they real? Please invest in a stylist today. I now wonder why so many girls flock all over you if you dress like this. Yes you're cute but then i guess the girls don't have style/class. Btw, you look like you're going to audition for a role in Magic Mike. 

Tiny: Xclusive, c'mon son! What's going on baby? Why this sequined piece again? That tie is just horrible and should be destroyed ASAP! Toya the groupies ain't concerned with the nigga with his clothes on, feel me! Lol


Tiny: Vixen na wa oh, looking feminine! We approve! Doing the whole glam thing worked out for you much to my surprise. Out of everyone you are the only one that looked like you were going to the theater which this event was mirroring. The blue and the cream are real good colours for your skin tone. Yes the hemline needed to be longer but we will give u a 8 out of 10. Nice 

Toya: Oh wow, i absolutely love Vixen's outfit. She looks so mature and classy, nothing like those facecaps and gangster looking pictures. I love the mink but the question is 'is it real'??? Lol. Lets not kill our Naija celebrities with price sha, she did a good job putting this piece together. The dress is so nice but why does the hemline look like they used a scissors to cut it, it needs to be longer like Tiny said but we'll do with this. Good job lady.



Toya: Ring the alarm, its 'Beats by Olisa' 

Tiny: Dumb bell!!!



Tiny: I am still having nightmares based on that white mess u pulled the other day with the big swollen camel toe hernia maybe? You are having major problems determining what works for your body and I wonder why because you actually have a body type that could be easily styled, so talk to me hun whats the problem? Don't even get me started on your hair, ewwwwww, bad evil front lace wig 

Toya: Seyi Shay you knew you were gonna get IT right? Tiny feels this is the best you have ever looked.... Why? The shoes look awful on you and that pose is so horrid, not striking at all. The shiloette of her dress is not taken away from her shape but yet is not sexy and that lace front needs to go. Never again should you step on the red carpet looking like this.



Toya: Toolz is a Bentley but her paint job is always messed up. She needs a stylist that understands her body and can dress her well. The neck line is just not right, i have no idea where its supposed to end. 

Tiny: Someone this curvy should not be dressed in something this shiny! Note: We at LFP love our full figured ladies!



Tiny: Nini, no comment!  I will get you the numbers to a couple of stylists! I got you. EME will pay! 

Toya: EME first lady why do look like a street worker?? Everything you have on is so wrong and that hair makes you like a dressed up puppy.


Tiny: Kim Kardashian, I think you took the piss and didn't try to even bring the fashion game that we know you have to Lagos, infact we feel insulted. This is the worst thing any pregnant woman (you) could ever wear! You don fucked up Kim. 

Toya: Aunty Kim the dart point on that dress looks like your nipple is sticking out. Hurray that she's pregnant but she looks so stuffed in that outfit and i'm sorry those shoes are not working for that dress. So Kim, because you think you're coming to Nigeria you feel or you thought you could dress down??? No ma'am we don't accept such.... EPIC FAIL!!!


And that's all for now folks, we promise to try and be back with more reviews before the end of the week. We do hope you enjoy this and you know the drill, send in your comments, tweet at us @D_FashionPolice or send in your emails to Lagosfashionpolice@gmail.com 

Love Tiny V and Toya V *kisses*

Photo credits: Bella Naija

Lagos Fashion Police at Davido's (O.B.O) Album Launch

Hey ladies and gentlemen, its Tiny and Toya here. We know we have been away for too long but we are back. Here is a little snippet from the O.B.O concert. Drop your comments, we'd love to hear from you. To those who went, we hope you all had fun. And congrats to the artiste on the release of his first album.
Now lets REVIEW :-)

Toya: Munachi, nice dress, lovely colour that compliments your skin but i have to say the top part looks very distorted, defintely need a firmer bra darling! i think this is too sophiscated for a fun concert. Right dress, wrong event!

Tiny: This is so exciting.. Lol. Ok, Muna Muna Muna, this is an amazing dress, blends with your skin tone, infact together with your pose, you look like a goddess BUT this is not the outfit for an album launch. This right here is what makes people say Nigerians over-do things when it comes to fashion and events. Your skin looks absolutely radiant though.. Nice dress, wrong occasion and with that said, abeg pass the Mic!!!

Toya: Tiny i know right, feels great to be back. Is this Ebuka or Jide Kosoko jnr? Hmmmmmmmmmm. I dont know what to say i guess he is going the 'i am an african' route because there is no other explanation for this! Oh oh  maybe he escaped from the Frank Oshodi runway.

Tiny: Igwe or should I say Igwe's friend... Lol. I'm not sure what you were trying to pull off, somehow it works for me and then again it doesn't.... Trying to rep Africa/Nigeria?? That's not bad but that cap together withe the outfit makes you look like a father of 3 and your laugh just makes you look like you're super excited to be out, like a night away from the kids... Lol. I'm sure you could have done better with the material

Tiny:  Hmmm Vixen this really does look really nice on you, compared to how I've reviewed your previous outfits and It works for the occasion but the bangles are a bit too much though! The shoes don't cut it for me, not for those pants! Na ah! Looks like your rolled them up to make the shoes more visible

Toya: Yes yes this is the best i have ever seen her look. I adore her white and snake skin combo. Animal prints are back with a vegenance. Her jewellery is well in tune with the whole look. Yes, the shoes are horrible, sobbing take them off please! Well done on everything else.

Tiny; Hahahaha, OMG! I'm literally laughing my ass off here, even my baby is staring at the screen and giggling. This Adams dude cracks me up all the damn time coz he dresses and acts like he's the shiznit if I must say. Lol. But anyway, this outfit... What are you doing with that green blazer?? I mean what the Fuck!! This is absolute fuckery!! Fuck Fuck Fuck!!! Who cut your hair? Your plumber? That gold part on your beard is so played out, ditch it NOW!! And that pose? Are you learning from Noble Igwe?? You need to hire a stylist, you're a presenter.. Take a cue from Ryan Seacrest. I'm done here.. NEXT.

Toya: Hahahhahahahha Adams wetin na fight? Is this in a bid to look fierce? I quite like your leaf green blazer. Do me a favour love, shave off that ridiculous 2 toned beard.

Tiny: Sorta firece! I like, but what do we say about wearing pants/tights/leggins that shows the shape of your nookie??? Yeaaaa people, its a no no no! The top part isn't bad for me, I sorta like the X marks on her boobs, yells out 'Look at me', Lol. Her jewellery blends with the outfit as well, same as her makeup. All ok apart from the fact that her va-jay-jay can't stop staring at me.

Toya: Hahahahahhahahahah Tracy what the hell? X marks the spot? Hahhahahahah babe you are such a joker right now, nobody is gonna listen to a word you have to say, walking around with 2 huge Xs across your nipples. This is just so distracting, just cant look at anything else. Just avoid shooting ranges or archery training grounds!

Tiny: Hahahahaha!!! Wow! What in the hell is he wearing? Looks like he's on his way to take a shower... His red robe and yellow pj's. Caaaaaam onnnnnn Uncle I.D.. So all the money y'all niggas got can't get you a decent outfit??? Much respect Bawse but you have to change your style, we aint in the 90's no more.

Toya: ID, hahahahha Kanayo O Kanayo has got nothing on you. What is this? The award for the fashion train wreck of the year goes to you, where does one start from, that ill fitted red bathcoat or the yellow karate pants? And a stripped shirt? C'mon son stop this nonsense at once! In the days of night shift coliseum, maybe this was acceptable but not anymore! Stick to your lace and brocade and i hope you have dropped that ridiculous american accent.

Tiny: Love it, absolutely love it... Now ladies and gentlemen, Fade is on her way to an album launch and she's gonna have fun. Doesn't she look absolutely comfortable? Love the shorts and green blazer, her shoes match both and that's an A for me. Good job Fade

Toya: Fade looks so classy and relaxed, proper ready to have a fun night. A strange combination bold green and pastels, but it works. Lady puts her best foot forward indeed. Note to self, you should keep your hands out of your pockets nxt time. You dont want to appear wider than you are! LFP hottie for sure.

Tiny: The focus for me here is Lillian. First question is, are you sure you're a stylist? I beg to differ. Those shades.... Lady, those shades... What the fuck where you thinking? I mean caaamm oooon!!! And the cut of that dress, can you see the fold by your armpit? Eww, that's a no no for me. I would not have you style me, not even for my funeral

Toya: LilianRose!! Lmaooo, I didnt know anyone could idolise Amber Rose so much but what do we have here? Your louboutins are sick, but hey i bloody well except hot shoes from you. I dont have much to say about your dress other than yellow is not the colour for you. You used to be such a pretty girl before the bad dye job, please go back in time and let go of this alien/tranny ambition. Oooo quick question what is the deal with putting black patches at the side of dresses these days? Just curious. Any of our fans know?? hehe


YES people, Lagos Fashion Police is back, imitated but never duplicated. We hope you enjoyed our review? Peace out *smoochies*


Love Tiny V and Toya V

Lagos Fashion Police at the Fab Night Out!

Hey guys, we know we know, we are SOOOO late with this and we apologise.

Congrats again to the winners, enjoy the review guys.

Toya: Miss Ebun looks very grown and sexy, she is another curvy woman that knows how to dress her body. But I am not feeling those shoes babe.

Tiny: That's the word, grown and sexy. I love the dress, neck piece is amazing. Shoes don't look so bad to me. Her hair looks fab, it always does.

Tiny: Lady in red. Hmm. She's light skinned so red works for her. Now this is a real nice dress and could have looked really nice on her but what went wrong with the boob area... That looks like a forced cleavage Miss Omeruo. Your boobs look like they are suffocating.

Toya: Clearly HON put some effort into this dress, it is red and hot even though her breasts look squashed. I would have loved to see a bolder infusion of another colour. PS she could be santa clause's hidden sex mistress in this dress.

Tiny: What is going on here... Is this really a Mai Atafo dress? I'm so confused :s. There's way too much going on with this outfit and it all has to do with that thing on the waist area of this dress. I love the black lacy top and red bottom part of the dress, that would have been ok but that thing looks like what market women use in supporting a baby's ass when they back them. I believe the yoruba's call it 'OJA'...

Toya: She was so pretty and a breath of fresh air the day she won looking all natural, not so much in this picture. That skirt is just hideous and I don't know why one would do this. Mai were you really at this fitting? I refuse to believe.

Toya: Liz, to say this is inappropriate would be an understatement. Why now? Were you in a dream, taking a walk in green park during the summer? Talk to us, we might be able to help. Because what I see here is you thinking oh I will just match the shoes to the belt and it would be a GO, no love it is not and would never be alright to wear this to an award show especially with you being a celebrity of some sort.

Tiny: Liz, what's going on here? Its an award show, why do you have a denim skirt on?? We don't do this in Lagos o.. Nice hair and makeup, outfit for the occasion is just wrong. You should have done better or stayed away from the camera.

Tiny: Miss Shaba, what is this? No seriously?? And why in heavens name are you posing this way, look at your tummy, didn't you pay attention to Lynxxx when he said 'suck belle make the shirt fine', in this case 'dress'... Na lady this is awful on you, that shoulder area down makes u look so damn tacky, like you're ghetto and I believe you're not, what's left is for u to start chewing gum the ghetto way and ill just conclude that you are. This zebra print isn't so bad but the style is so not for you. Please do better next time

Toya: Hahhahahahhahaha Jemila, what is going on baby? You look like you were just thrown out of a Las Vegas casino for soliciting. Damn! The print of the dress na wa oh. What is shocking me is the confident smile you have going? For real? Anyways I guess when you know you have messed up you must keep your head up, you definately get an A plus for being delusional.

Toya: Lola looks very demure in this animal print piece, the neckline shows off her shoulders nicely. Very rare to see someone look so soft in animal print, good work lady. However I am not a fan of the hem of the dress, the red interjection could have just been with the accessories.

Tiny: This dress looks absolutely Fab on Lowla, it does hide her petite curves but that's ok. I do love the red detail, it stands out. Pulling her hair up also brings out her face. Definetly wanna see more of this on the red carpet. Good job Miss Adamson.

Tiny: I'm not loving this on Uche, I don't why but its not cutting it for me. Its just a blend of dull boring colours. Absolutely boring.

Toya: Uche in Ouch indeed. Dude you are hurting me. So you stood still and allowed people put this mash up on you? Are you trying to put your best foot forward? I am hoping it is in a bid to run home and change, because you have messed up big time. Oh I see what you tried to do, take all the colours from the banner behind and work them into one outfit, you should have told us now. Simplicity oh, Nigerian guys please.

Tiny: Can I start with the hair and say why does Tolu's hair look like they just came outta the rollers and wasn't styled? Now the outfit, thanks so much for listening to us and trying something new, this long skirt works wonders, I love it. The colours work so well, neck piece looks great but please tell me you don't have orange shoes on? :s

Toya: I am over the moon that Toolz has somehow realised that she has other options for clothes. I am loving the colour blocking. The length of that skirt is perfect and makes her look slimmer. The hair sha, Toolz u might want to try an open parting, take the hair off your face a bit and not have it looking like a curtain. Yeah Tiny, her lifting up that skirt and revealing those orange pop shoes was just unnecessary.

Tiny: Funke looks like a stuffed barbie covered in pink, which in a way can be considered as cute o. Hehe. But all I can say is 'I do NOT like this outfit on her'. Its not her at all. Right now I can picture her in a pair of nice pants and a button down chiffony looking blouse tucked in and a clutch purse. Better luck next time Miss Bucknor

Toya: Funke, the queen of weddings, this cross between orange and pink looks awful, and why is the hem of the dress so uneven? Do I blame Grey for making this or you for wearing it? Darling, it will serve you well to get to know your body structure before you choose a dress aight! Thank God you don't have to help your brides choose their dresses!

Toya: Alex, Captain of the love boat, where is our next destination? The carribean maybe? Or have you recently been enrolled in the Queen's navy? When I first saw you, I had thoughts of lust but all that has fizzed out after seeing some of your red carpet attempts. Those shoes look like they are made of paper napkins, however the blazer has a nice cut sha

Tiny: What is this? The navy seal? I'm lost? I never liked this guy on the red carpet and no Toya he's not as cute as you make it sound. His dress sense is appalling, you need to get a stylist or change the one you have. WRONG!!

Tiny: Wow, is it me or Sasha looks old? :s. This is a nice outfit but why is there a belt there na, ahn ahn Sasha kilode gan??? You should know better. Your hair and make up make you look old. You should know by now that having hair that covers your cheek makes your face look slim. Please work on it

Toya: Sasha, first of all, that hair colour does nothing for you, you might need to revert to the original, you look like a lion and not in a good way. Why did you place that belt on this empire line dress, what is the logic to that? I am really upset by this. Ps a pop of colour on your lips would do wonders for you, you definately can not pull off nude or bronze lips. Take note.

LFP says Happy New Year to all, our wonderful fans. We appreciate all the love and support. Keep spreading the word. We promise to always keep it real and be more consistent in 2012

May 2012 be a more fashionable year for us all.

*smoochies*

Love Tiny Vuitton and Toya Veneta

Introducing Beauty Overdoze Magazine

Hey guys.... No this is not a review... Sowwie

We just thought we'd share this piece of tasty information to our ladies out there, it caught our eye and we couldn't keep it all to ourselves.

Beauty Overdoze Magazine is out this Friday 16th December. Be sure to grab a copy, we will ;-)

Beauty Overdoze Magazine, short form B.O.M is The New Fashion and Beauty Magazine for the Young and Contemporary Woman

B.O.M is the brainchild of Award winning and New York certified makeup artist Eni Balogun. It is a publication which consists mainly on issues of beauty, health, hair, lifestyle, fashion, travel and entertainment. It covers the most important things in the International scene and mostly the African beauty industry. B.O.M is every woman's luxury beauty guide and happens to be the only Health & Beauty magazine in the Nigerian market today.

B.O.M speaks to the new Nigerian woman -- urban, always cosmopolitan; as downtown as she is uptown; cultured and multi-cultural and always on the edge of fashion, culture and entertainment. The magazine represents a new, original voice on the news stand, a voice that speaks to a generation of women, old and young, from diverse cultures, upbringings and interests. It is an international & domestic home resource for all beauty professionals, beauty brands & companies, restaurant’s, hospitals and also to the general public. Serving establishments working in practically every industry cutting through from motion pictures to printing and publications, fashion, bridals, casuals, landscape beautification, stylists, advertising, entertainment, corporate, beauty parlours, health sectors, spas and more.

With featured articles on health & beauty of the industry’s upcoming beauty professional’s i.e. Hair stylists, makeup artists, health practitioners, cosmetic companies and manufacturers, B.O.M updates its readers on the most innovative beauty equipment's. It’s the most reliable source which delivers invaluable information and news on current product.

Beauty Overdoze Magazine offers a diverse range of articles that combine artistic and business skills, personal and financial growth, health, beauty and creative thinking, entertainment and events and the latest beauty information and products.

B.O.M also offers great opportunities designed for makeup & beauty professionals, beauty brands and consumers who share the passion for the love of everything glamorous and beautiful. From high fashion makeup, health topics and hair to high fashion clothing & accessories.

Below is the cover of the first edition for Beauty Overdoze Magazine.

B.O.M Editorial Team:

* Editor: Eni I. Balogun
* Admin: admin@beautyoverdosemag.com
* Creative director: Lai Makanjuola
* Publicist: L.360 Ltd – Lowla360pr@gmail.com
* Publisher: Infinite plus Arts Publication – 08056116841
* Event Co-ordinator: Chantrelle Concepts – bebeakinboade@yahoo.com

We can't wait for this to come out.

Love Tiny and Toya

*smoochies*

Lagos Fashion Police at the Miss Nigeria Pageant

Hey guys, its your favourite fashion ladies again... Yup you guessed right... Here is the Miss Nigeria review from us at LFP...

Congrats to the winner, thanks to Bella Naija for the pictures... Enjoy ;-)

Tiny: Even a maxi dress has a bit of fitting, this doesn't do well. Nice piece and colour but exceptionally wrong for Eku's body, I mean totally wrong, it doesn't work for me one bit. This makes Eku look like she's ready to spend the day at home doing nothing but watch tv with a bowl of popcorn in her hands, even for that, this isn't comfortable or suitable.

Toya: I am sorry, but I don't understand this dress, whether or not it whirls. Aside from the colour, this is a boring ass dress, and what is that woven bib like flap? And Eku, you need to stop losing weight, you are beginning to look anorexic.

Tiny: Yea Toya, I'm with you on that. Being too skinny isn't sexy, na, not anymore. Eat some chicken Eku, real greasy too.

Toya: Aunty Grace, this has to be the first time I have seen you in an age appropriate dress and you truly look amazing, however there is an oddness around the waist region but I shall ignore that. Nice balance between coffee brown and gold. You do look good for your 60 years, she is 60 right?

Tiny: Haha... Grace Egbagbe looks so beautiful, I wish I got the front look of the dress, the boob cut looks good and that's very important with a dress like this, I would also have loved to see what the wasit line of the dress looks like. The coffee brown works for her and those shoes look good. Overall, she did an amazing job.. Thumbs up ma'am.

Tiny: Now I was enjoying this outfit till I got below her knee and then I saw her shoes and I was like... Da hell is that??. This would have been lovely if the skirt were knee length, and even if it's still this long, those shoes are just so wrong, if she wore a pair of pants, I would probably not mind, but this is a no no. Doesn't work for me. Iove her hair and box clutch. Amazing

Toya: Whoever sets out to look like a stick of liquorice? I understand the monochrome concept but for a skinny chick, a pretty structured short flared skirt would have been stunning with your white blouse. And those shoes, nah babe, I don't care how nubian or eccentric you think you are, those are just butt ugly.

Tiny: Now this is stunning, I love this monostrap dress on Bola.. Wow! The yellow is amazing and I love the orange blend at the bottom of the dress. The gold shoulder detail makes the dress stand out and her smile.....flawless... Amazing look Bola

Toya: Tres Pretty, this is actually a red carpet worthy dress. I love the mustard yellow and the orange accents, the colours go exceptionally well with her glowing skin (I am off to blush beauty in a bit). I always thought she should go with longer lengths in dresses and it really works for her. The purple purse is a nice touch. Well balanced!

Toya: Elohor looks very demure. A real mature sexiness. I like it. Although bolder shoes and purse would have further improved this look. All the similar mink colours might come through as a bit washed out.

Tiny: Now this has got to be my first time seeing Elohor with a decent look, but ofcourse you know I dislike it when people misuse the 'cross leg' pose but she seems to have got it...a lil bit... Lol. Now this dress, really nice and classy. The hair really suits her and I'm with you on the shoes, should have done a bit better

Toya: Gentlemen callers, I didn't know that Miss Nigeria was a black tie event. Na wa oh. These 2 definately missed the turn into federal palace casino and ended up at eko hotel. Anyways it is cute to see the oldies not backing down, looking sharp hommies.

Tiny: Hahaha, aside that, I love this, I still have a wide grin on my face. Makes me feel like I'm the 60's. These men look absolutely fab.

Tiny: Hello lady, what do you think you are doing? No no, please explain what you have on? I feel like I'm watching a fulani movie.. I mean those shoessssss.... C'mon girl, that is just wrong. The design of this outfit is just wrong for the occasion... Totally!!!!

Toya: Mrs Costello, we know your hubby must definately have thought this was an african princess look but you do not fool us. That uneven hemline is just horrid. You have an athletic body and you can not pull off all these egdes. Please look to softer lines next time. Or where you off to perform at Fela's shrine?

Tiny: Miss Shaba, wow, you look pretty excited to be taking this picture o, that smile ehn.. Lol. Anyways, lovely outfit. Will I say you played it safe with the all black?? Hmmm. Love the clutch and the way you wore your hair, absolutely classy.

Toya: There is always something that doesn't quite excite me about the dresses this young lady wears, for me the fabrics sometimes look cheap. That aside, this LBD is actually sexy but the neckline would have been better if it sat abit lower. It helps that you have a pretty face so you do look hot in this dress.

Tiny: Another nice monostrap dress, the pink does works... Somehow...Infact the pink is too much, her nails are pink too. She looks like a tall candy floss.... And what is all that 'shekere' on the dress nowwww.. Ahn ahn... Its not an indian movie set o... And that hair looks ghetto... Wait... Not looks... It is Ghetto.

Toya: This chic looks like she fell out of a nollywood movie party scene where she was probably dancing with kanayo o kanayo or St obi. Wait is this a bridesmaid's dress updated with chains in a bid to modernise it? I am confused

Tiny: I take the indian bit back for the candy floss lady above... Datte here is actually on the set of an Indian movie... What in the h*ll is this?? I'm not even pissed coz I can't stop laughing

Toya: Datte, you have a sick body for someone that is not a spring chicken but I don't understand why you felt the need to wear a full bra with this indian prom dress when you could have easily worn a strapless bra. Please explain?

Toya: Efe Tommy oh, what the f*ck? The shirt sleeves are afraid of your wrists. The trousers are also jumping, where you pushed out of your house that night? Are those 2 displaced lines supposed to be suspenders? And oh God please remove that little hill on your head. Borrow a page from the elders in the white dinner jackets.

Tiny: Hahaha. Took the words right out of my mouth... I can't stop staring at the pants, looks like his about to be in a Michael Jackson dance video... I wonder if he'll ever shave that thing off his head... *sigh*

Toya: He is definetly the joker of this review.


And its a wrap for this event guys... We hope you enjoyed this review.

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Tiny V and Toya V