Lagos Fashion Police at The FTV Party & Fashion Show

Lagos Fashion Police ladies back again, sorry for the break in transmission.

As usual you know what we are here to do. This time around the crew reviewed the FTV party and Fashion show.

Enjoy!!

Tiny; I absolutely love the dress and the style the designer had in mind for it, the boob cut sits so well on Jumai. Good job Mimi Lee London. However, your hair is a lil bit out of place, looks like you just rushed out of a room and arranged it with your hands.

Toya; She looks absolutely stunning, amazing dress, Mimi Lee came through big time, however I do not know how appropriate this dress is for a this 'PARTY'. Watching FTV parties, everyone is always dressed fun flirty and sexy. This is a bit too black tie for me

Toya; I am quite confused. Even Pastor Mrs Kumuyi would not wear this to a 'FASHION' party. This is not a revival babe. The dress just looks frumpy and makes you look ancient. Not a good look doll!

Tiny; Some will say its fashion.... But damn girl, you look like you're heading for your friends introduction. I'm more drawn to the lady walking behind you when looking at this picture.

Toya; Onah is so effortlessly pretty, and this aqua number is just perfect with the gold accessories. I would not expect anything less from a ThisDay contributor. She is so on point, love it! Love the simplicity of the look

Tiny; Casual and classy, doesn't get any better. Love the look, the makeup. It all blends well and perfect for the occasion . LFP certifies you Onah

Tiny: Haba, Sharon what is it? Before I even took a look at your outfit, your facial expression scared me. Did you not wanna take this picture? Looks like you're bout to get into a fist fight.
Ok the outfit. Love the dress, the colour is absolutely amazing and does suit your skin tone but c'mon, those shoes, really cool but wrong for your look and NO its not fashion!

Toya: Why so angry baby? I like the orange dress, but the shoes are confusing me, are those socks with peep-toe shoes or booties? I am seriously praying its the latter. I have definitely seen this sock shoe combo on the runways in Paris and London, which would have something to do with the fact that those cities tend to have temperatures below 20 degree celsius. It is too hot in Lagos for this shit darling. U trying to pull a Gaga with the hair?

Tiny; I don't have a problem with her outfit, I love the pink detail on it. Her neck is a bit too bare, definitely needs a necklace, the hair also doesn't do it for me and that purse is irking me out

Toya; Mama, at least she is dressed appropriate for her age, phew! Unlike a certain other cougar. I want to address your eyebrows ma'am, why do u shave off all your eyebrows then draw that nasty red thin line? At least it matches your hair. Your purse is proper off as well.

Toya; The elders have really come out to play this time. I want to believe these high society ladies are coming from a wedding in all this pink horridness, or could it be they took Asoebi for FTV party? No I refuse to believe! No no no no no

Tiny; Hahaha! I was about to ask whose wedding it is. You're right girl, the elders did come out to play, I love that, haha. That gele, hmmm, Odikwa very risky. Lol. Next o

Toya; I have a problem with shiny suits, I can't stand them. Uti you are glistening like the model cow that jumped over the moon. This 3 piece isn't just sitting the way it should. I don't like this at all.

Tiny: Wow! Uti! First of all, I love the boldness, I also love the fact that ure not giving us one of your regular tunics but I personally don't think a shinny suit suits you, and this colour is a bit off for you.

Toya: Awwwwww she is so cute. The ghanian national print has never looked better. The sequined top is a fabulous touch and I love the shortness of the outfit, so flirty and yet innocent. Her necklace rocks literally. You are definately a LFP certified hottie

Tiny: Ok, now we're talking. She came prepared and I'm loving it. The African print is simply lovely and she got a necklace to match! Absolutely marvellous. I think I wanna get me one of these.

Tiny: WTF is going on here?? Alex, why? Everything is wrong, is this a joke? That waist coat looks like and akpoche brand you will see on a yaba bend-down seller. Damn, it doesn't even sit well... I'm not impressed, not one bit. I'm done here abeg.

Toya: Alex, you are so cute but you look like a gay vampire in this outfit. You are breaking my heart boo. It is supposed to have a victorian vibe but it is definately lost on you.

Tiny; I actually love this dress, the style is different and lovely but you should know that boobs never look classy when they are pushed up like this and forced into peoples faces. Not every woman is blessed with hving a perfect cleavage, please don't force it. Love the red lips, necklace is beautiful. It all works well apart from the boobs, that's a zero and not fashionable.

Toya; I love the dress of many colours, but madam is it clearly not your size. You might need a breast augmentation after this. You have flattened the daylights out of the poor boobies! You actually have that look on your face that says 'I know I have fucked up but forgive me'! No we shall not! And your hair is not doing it for me either.

Tiny: Na wa o, Chantelle, this your *Njideka* hair style makes my skin crawl all the time, coz I know you would look so damn pretty if you let it down or got it braided. 

Now this outfit, first of all those shorts are just wrong, another style of shorts would have been so much better, coz this makes you look like a T-girl (transsexual) whose thing is pointing out.

Toya: Tiny I think she is might be off to the audition for a video vixen position, a slight camel toe is one of the requirements! Babe how far with your hair. Pls drop us a line on twitter and let us know what the problem is, so we might be able to offer a solution. I am trying to remember what your hair looked like in that buttermint ad, hmmmmmm. 

Ok guys, its a wrap for this review. We hope you loved it.

Send in your comments and suggestions. We promise not to be away for so long next time.

*smoochies* Tiny Vuitton and Toya Veneta

Lagos Fashion Police at The 2011 Future Awards

LFP ladies are back again and this time around we went way back to what we would like to call the first major event of this year.

This review covers the 2011 Future Awards. Enjoy!!!

Toya: Yes, this is what we at LFP like to see. Omowunmi looks great, the red lace dress is so sexy, guaranteed to make any Nigga's blood boil. It reminds me of a dress that uber sexy Rihanna wore once. From the hair to the accessories, everything is on point. I love it. I still think this babe needs to give her hunger for fame a rest. What does she do again?

Tiny: I love Omowunmi in this red lace dress, it suits her so well, this has got to be the first time that I approve of her outfit. Great job on the dress House of Nwocha, it really is award worthy.
Job description unknown.

Tiny: Hmmm microphone inspector, not a bad look. I love the suspenders but I think you should have taken the tie off. No offence but you look like a swollen baby in this picture, I hear you've lost weight so ill look out for you at upcoming events.

Toya: Mr incredible gets me head bumping all the time, however, there is really nothing much Toya can say about your black pants and white shirt but hear this, suspenders make petite guys look shorter. You might want to note that.

Tiny: He's already short/shorter Toya, I don't think the suspenders will make any difference.

Toya: It makes him look like a midget then, I was trying to be nice.

Toya: Very impressive. This lady has come a long way in establishing her fashion game, I think she definitely hired a stylist which is great for her because she now has a more polished look. I love the blue jumpsuit, her striking makeup and the hair is just right. She does clean up nicely.

Tiny: Love the outfit, she looks good but that extra material at her back looks like a cape. Super Genevieve to the rescue *swooossshhhh* (flies off).

Tiny: Shade I'm a bit confused, I don't know what to say or where to start... Ok, you have an amazing figure.. Wow!! The blue shoes.. No girl, what is it doing there? It looks like you're wearing flip flops.

Toya: Hmmmmmmm, Miss Ladipo, this dress would have been better belted, it looks very frumpy at the bosom region. And what's with the blue shoes? She has a great figure but the dress just doesn't hit it off for me.

Toya: Bridget, this could pass as a wedding reception dress for a bride, I love the champagne colour but what is that black thing peeping out? You have no boobs so I don't know what you were trying to cover. This dress could be rocked to a black tie event which I doubt the future awards was. I just think it is abit too much for this event.

Tiny: Absolutely amazing Bridget, I'm with Toya on this, a tad bit too much for the Future Awards. Colour does suit your skin tone but the boob area looks all confusing to me

Tiny: Toolz, that hair has got to GO!!! Na ah girl! I do love the wine dress, as usual your waist and curves looks beautiful in it. Not a fan of your shoes though. That hair, that hair!!!!

Toya: Tooolzzzzzzz, hipsRus. I see you're definitely obsessed with a certain style of dresses, which for a full figured woman is not always a bad thing, at least don't go trying to fit into every new trend and end up looking like a fool, however, maybe you could try pencil skirts with nice blouses which would work perfect with your hour glass figure. Your hair is a mess tho, you look like you just had a fight with a cat, pls do not repeat. Oh yeah you might want to try shoes that lengthen your legs.

Tiny: Praise Jehovah she's not wearing a shirt!!! But Chantelle, why do you always have your hair up like that?? Not sexy, not a good look. Makes you looks like Binta. Ituen Basi did a good job with this dress, amazing blend and it doesn't look like a patch work by some other designers *cough cough*. I do not think strap heels go with your outfit girl. Nope!!

Toya: Great, she has some clothes on this time. I simply love Ituen's dresses, so cute and colourful. This dress compliments Chantelle's skin tone perfectly, but babe how far with the Simbi from the primary 3 reader hair style? Who has deceived you and told u it is cute or that you look like you are truly African? The gig is up, go get some proper braids or a weave done at once!

Tiny: What is this? First things first, go and cut that stinking thing off your head, it aint a mohawk you hear... And what were your trying to achieve with the colours you have on? Green shoes?? Really?? Makes you look like you have gremlin feet. I'm done here

Toya: Hahahah bobo the clown. Why did u have to go match your shoes with the carpet? The white and black would have been alright if u didn't fuck it up with those yukky shoes. Please oh, what is that ridiculous thing on your head? Is that how David Beckham's mohawk looked? Even little Maddox Jolie Pitt would not be caught dead with this. C'mon my friend, will you take your lousy self to the barbers right now!!

Tiny: Mr Wellington, you played it well with this outfit... You can't shout abi?? Lol. I don't have any problem with this

Toya: There is really nothing to be said about this individual, he looks too laid back for an awards event or did you get your invite at the last moment, I hear and I branched maybe? Plus I am sick and tired of his hats, Banky and Neyo give the hats a rest. Mr capable is a really good looking guy but I can't stand his beard, it reminds me of a line of soldier ants. Cringe!!! Oh God, I have goosebumps already and not the good kind.

Tiny: Man in black, ok! Almost looks as though you're invincible in the sun. Please why do you have those shoes on?  Too rugged for the occassion ma Nigga.

Toya: Mr Stylist you of all people should know that you can judge a man by his shoes, why did you step on the green carpet with scruffed up shoes? The all black outfit minus the shinny jackie works great on you, God knows u don't need any more colour but you just killed the buzz with those cement covered shoes, do u have a part time job at a construction site? Confess, it is good for the soul. We know in Lagos, one might have to work 2 jobs to be able to keep up with all the beach parties and louis vuitton buying!

Tiny: Mr Igwe, you look nice but that your load ehn... Odikwa very risky. I know we've talked about this so we look forward to upcoming events. Love the blend with the dark blue jeans, white shirt and your black blazer. Works absolutely well. My power rangers friend ;)

Toya: Yipee for the Igwe. He has outdone himself this time. This is what we like to see. Good work, The blazer and jeans combo done right & can never fail! You might want to save this picture so when you feel yourself going back to that dark place of ball squeezing pants, this memory would jolt you back to the present.

Tiny: Number 1, your pancake is too much. Ahn ahn! Makes it look like you have a panty-hose on your face. And this outfit.... Very dearing, I love that, but is your belly button showing? Sorta looks like it is. I can also almost see your nookie. The cut doesn't work well for what you were hgoing for. Tell me, what happened when you sat down???

Toya: Nkiru Anumudu definately has a mini me! This dress!! Hmmm, shaking my head. I can almost see your V jay jay and I am certain when you sit, your nookie would be on display. I totally understand the cut of the dress but this one no be am o. Quick question, what exactly is your take on fashion? Eccentric chic maybe? I am beginning to suspect your designer status. Just saying!

Toya: The land must be blue and Omo blue for that matter. This looks like a nurse's uniform with some christmas wrapping paper attached. I don't like it at all. It could do with better fitting because it looks as tho it wasn't finished and u just ran out of the tailors with the pins still in! I love your hair tho.

Tiny: TY but Why?? This dress looks like a boarding house dress or like you're in a catering school and you need to see those catering school chicks, their dresses tight well well so maybe I shouldn't even put this dress in that category, make dem no go dey vex for me. The shoes get Zero points. Only thing I like is your hair, I seem to be a fan of it. Kai this dress is just wrong, I don't see you in this dress. Its just to big for you.

Toya: Ah, I have fainted. Sexyyyyyyyyyyyy! I am in love with the blue and grey on this Nigga. He got it going on! Damn. Checking all sorts of boxes right now. Tiny and I are going crazy oh. Lynxxx baby, could it be that the thing poking out at you pocket is your .... *cough cough*. Did someone turn up the heat? Tiny ooooohhhhh hold my hand, I am about to pass out again at the thought.

Tiny: Its Lynxxx Utunu!!! See how good you look without the sunnies?? You've got that sexy bad boy charm, makes me want to kiss you all over your face... Hmmm. Ok the outfit... Again, I love a man who knows how to look good, this is no syndicate uniform.. Hehe. Love the grey suit and the shade of blue suits u so well. Seriously though, Lynxxx, what's that pointy thingy on your left side! Hmmm??? ;-)

Tiny: I don't know why you look so muscular in this outfit Toni. I guess its d shoulder pad and your pose. Love the silk dress, its really nice and I like the belt, holds it well, it all makes you look stunning. But you look like you're on that gladiator show, dunno why though

Toya: Absolutely stunning Toni. You should live in sand pink babe. You were born to wear this colour. I love the weird draping of this dress, so soft and sensual and somehow manages to soften her boyish frame. I am sure your boyfriend couldn't wait to take it off? Are you wears ballet pumps, there is something off putting about your shoes doll. Could have been better.

Hahahahahhahahaha Tiny oh, she is quite athletic that's why

And its a wrap for this review guys. 

So past events reviews coming to an end soon, as we wait for new events. If you have an idea about any event that we haven't covered and you think we should, then drop us a line on twitter @D_FashionPolice, right here on our blog or send us a mail Lagosfashionpolice@gmail.com

Love Tiny V & Toya V

Lagos Fashion Police at Psquare's Invasion Concert

Fashion Police ladies are back again and still working on past events. We decided to review the Psquare Invasion concert this time around... Find out who did good and who failed below. Enjoy!!

Tiny: Tiwa I don't really know what to say. Considering the fact that you performed on that day, I guess this outfit works. Love your hair though, brings out your facial beauty

Toya: Wait Tiny, are u assuming she performed in this dissembled pink pinafore and tribal bra? Tiwa I don't know what you were trying to achieve oh, but you failed! You are damn lucky you are a gorgeous girl.

Tiny: Sadly we didn't attend so we can't say if she performed in this or not but I'm hoping she did coz if she didn't then... Honey its a fail, outfits like this aren't meant for the ocassion. Lol

Tiny: Pretty Sarah, I won't say you played it safe with the black coz you're light skinned and black works perfectly well for you. I can't see the boob cut well coz of your pose but from what I see its perfect. Absolutely love your shoes. Killz what's with the outfit na? Sarah please don't let him leave home looking like this again

Toya: Killz what na? Are you on your way to the August meeting after party? This shirt is just too ibotic man. You look like Sarah's sugar daddy instead of looking like her sexy arm candy boyfriend! Sarah, are you a real blonde? Lol, you look pretty cute in your little black dress ! Shawty got back

Toya: Lynxx, at first it was cute but now not so much! Is this supposed to be the official syndicate uniform or what? Abeg try something else. Surprisingly red looking fantastic on you, doesn't normally suit guys. Don't forget what I said oh, something different.

Tiny: Chukie Chukie... Hmm, I love a man who knows how to look good. Lol @ Syndicate uniform.. Red does look good on you babe but I'd really also love to see you dressed differently

Tiny: Oh wow, its the Rainbow man. There should be a kiddies show for you. Dayo kilode? I mean what is really wrong? This your colour blocking is now colour smashing.

Toya: Hahaahahahhaahhahahahaha I am rolling on the ground! What is this? Ha! we are all aware that colour blocking was hot this year but c'mon dude, this is an atroscity. Kanayo O Kanayo circa 90's nollywood has nothing on you. Leave the primary colours alone bro!

Tiny: Kate, is that an iglu you have on? Didn't realise we were in the North Pole o. What is the yellow doing there? And please don't no one say *its a bag now*. Woulda done better with maybe a yellow blouse. However, you are well dressed and ready for the occassion.

Toya: Aunty Kate, I like this look for you, it is simple and nice. People need to learn to dress more relaxed to concerts and not breaking out theior sunday's best! However, that yellow bag is looking very cheap and childlike. A more structured bag would have worked better or an evening clutch. 

Hahahahahahahaha Tiny V, I like the iglu

Toya: Yellow and grey, stunning combination! Fun, vibrant and fresh. She just looks like she is there to have a good time. Nice detailing, scarf, bag and shoes. I like her.

Tiny: Woohoo!! Dolapo looks tres cute. Everything works just right, lady got style and class. Love it

Tiny: Now this is a woman ready for the concert, just like Miss Oni, you look amazing. This is what Kate was going for but she missed it when she put the iglu on. Love your outfit and your very laid back makeup. You did well ma'am

Toya: I am so happy omo sexy has greatly improved in the way she dresses, gone are the days of those horrible lycra dresses. Now we have a sexy and more confident woman! I think she looks beautiful and classy here with a hint of the animalistic. You could do with better hair tho.

Toya: I absolutely love to see this girl out and about, she has such great style and it does help that she is pretty. She played down the sequined shorts beautifully with the plain white blouse. Love the earrings too. Well done Eku!

Tiny: Eku looks simply casual, classy and ready for the event. Love the blouse, but I have a problem with the bag, yet again. I'm sorry but you would have killed it with a purse. Something you can hold when dancing.

Toya: I'm certain there is a seat for her to drop the bag, she probably can't even dance! Oyinbo no dey dance

Toya: Ah! I am scared oh, if this one should touch me, na *we regret to announce* be that oh. Nigga swipe that smug look from your face, if you paid more attention to your dress sense you would not have time to terrorise your colleague. You look like the drum for keeping drinks at weddings, infact I can't suggest anything for you because nothing seems to suit your anatomy! Except hmmm what do they wear in rehab again? Oh yeah stray jackets.

Tiny: I have nothing to say to this man with with the benin chieftancy title wrist beads. Honest opinion, one would mistake you for a bouncer, if not for your known face

Toya: Kenny St Brown, just when I thought you had finally done good, you just had to go disappoint! This is a really good jumpsuit for your figure and age but the only people permitted to wear such shoes are people with false legs. Even my grandnana would not be caught dead in these shoes, and she is 98

Tiny: Kilode gan!!! What is with the shoes, are you going next door to your neighbours place? And next time please uncross your legs, you V is just showing. Lagos ladies please listen, cross legging pose isn't for everyone ok!

Toya: It is not for anyone, a certain Mr Igwe pls take special note

Tiny: You are really ready to party with Psquare, your outfit says is all, even your pose.. Absolutely love your jacket and your hair sits just well. Glad you matched your bag with your pants.

Toya: My chic bad my chic hood, wetin?! She must be paying homage to MJ, ok that explains the jacket. You do not try to incoporate cotton pants into this look babe, nah ha. Jeans would have worked better for ya. Points for your colour blocked purse, can I have it?

Tiny: Love the hippy-ish look Vonne, your top is real sexy, however I am not a fan of jumping pants. Love your hair but why you dey stiff your head na? Relax doll. And is it me or ur shoes look a lil bit off balanced? the right leg? Hmm

Toya: Tiny, I was thinking the same thing, that was until I saw the feet, why are your pants so short? Why did u have to go wear heels with short palazos pants? I really like the shirt and the belt but I am certain you could have found some extra material for your pants at your store! Too much hair oooooooooooooooooo

Tiny: Ok o, Mr Dj what's popping? Lol. I'm confused bout this your look Sir. Let there be peace but too much white. Colour is good you know?

Toya: Jimmy Jatt are you going sky diving by any chance? See here's the thing, all these young Djs be looking all fine so its not only their djing skill that's on point, their fashion game is mad as well. You need to keep up ma Nigga. And please enough with the stupid hats and sunnies I repeat SUNNIES! We love your mixes sha.

Toya: MBGN turned Rah digga, who ever gave you the idea to wear a spring jacket as a dress? This one I know is not a jacket dress, so don't ever go there. You look as though, you are running down the street to get some milk and cigarettes. Not cool babe. Or were you playing strip poker that night?

Tiny: Hahahaha, was gonna say did someone grab you from the off-licence next door? No chance to go home and change? Muna darl, don't try such again, this is unacceptable.

Tiny: All I will say is this... This is not a soccer field ma Nigga... Da hell were u thinking?? Those jeans... Ewoooo!!! Mba nu, not acceptable.

Toya: Jay Jay baby, everyone knows you are blessed with one of the most lucrative bow legs in Nigeria, you don't need to further showcase them! These jeans make you look like a dwarf. bia Nkechi where were you when austin was leaving the house? Jay Jay you have been warned.

Ok guys, its a wrap for this review. We hope you loved it. Don't forget, feedback is very much welcomed and be sure to spread the word bout us.. 

Finally, Lagos Fashion Police has no affliations and we do not pick favourites when it comes to our reviewing, we try to tell it as we see it, no mincing of words.

Its all love! 

*Smoochies* Miss Vuitton and Miss Veneta

Lagos Fashion Police at Wizkid's Album Launch

It's your girls again, we reviewed some pictures from the Wizkid album launch. As usual some were a hit and definitely some miss, anyways enjoy!

Toya: Kel, hahahahahahahaha, na wa oh, why did u decide on a ginger blonde weave with blacker than black roots? Your red dress is quite sexy but I think you need to go a size up, your boobs are about to slap Lami in the face. Lami, red, black, yellow, green! Wetin na? Your dress is pretty hot but your make up is wack, makes you look like a drag queen!

Tiny: Kel why does your boob look like its bout to pop out of that dress? This is a lovely dress but the only problem I have with you is that you wear tight dresses and that does not suit your body... Your belly is always sticking out. If you decide to keep wearing tight dresses then please invest in body magic ok. Lami why do you always have to look like a masquerade? I suggest a superb makeup artiste come to your rescue.... Heaven forbid I wake up in the morning and first thing I see is you with makeup on.

Toya: Hahahahahahhaah Tiny OMG, you are such a bitch!

Toya: Dj Sexy Caisey, you clearly have more skills djing as compared to picking shoes! The rest of your outfit is pretty cool and relaxed. I like it. Tiny, have djs all of a sudden become freaking hotter or what? As compared to *cough cough*, I shall not mention names

Tiny: Hahaha, I do feel you girl. Ok Mr Dj i think you look pretty nice apart from the red shoes. Every other thing seems to be ok

Tiny: Hahahahaha... Toyin you look like you're on your way to church in this outfit.. Its an album launch... A concert, let loose girl... Praise Jehovah, your makeup was quiet for the occasion

Toya: Yipee, *I am happy the Face of Tura* has done good this time, absolutely love the blirt (blouse and shirt combo) and skirt and the clinched waist, everything compliments nicely! Miss Lawani, you didn't need that ridiculous necklace. Tiny, please no oh, letting loose does not work for this babe, it always ends in a disaster.

Tiny: Does Steel think he's Fela or what? What annoys me bout this dude is that he thinks he's a stud.... Errr sexy NOT!!! Your outfit is a complete mess

Toya: Who is this joker? Why are you in public looking like a black and yellow gingerbread man? And why can we see your underwear? This is plain nasty dude, nasty. Stud? Really? I shall be joining a convent if this was the last man on Earth!

Toya: Bella looks stunning, very age appropriate, young and classy. You can see a woman who knows how to carry herself in public. I must say she looks better here than she did at her wedding.

Tiny: Bella = Amazing. Love the outfit, very classy yet casual.. Love the clutch as well.

Tiny: Ebuka... Ogini? Yea I get what look you were trying to go for but you look like a village man who just moved to Lagos... Mba Mba Mba, I like you too much, please never do this again ok!!!

Toya: Please remind me why you are popular again? The rolled up pants make you look like a labourer looking for the Agege bread seller. I think your jacket is too formal for the look you were trying to recreate. I find it so funny that you have the 'I am a very bad guy' look on your face. I have seen you look better darling, go back to that.

Toya: I adore the black lace and damask combo, good work babe, but Elvis, I don't get how the blue suede shoes entered the equation? It is neither complementing nor contrasting, it is just off

Tiny: Ugonna, one question, why didn't you wear this for maybe the Elite show or MMR? I love your outfit and damn girl your hair looks so nice. This is what LFP wants to see, more of this and you will win more points from LFP. However, those shoes only match your vip wrist band.

Tiny: More mature Chidynma, love it. Perfect for the occasion. The leggings however isn't sitting well doll and that's pretty obvious. Na ah girl.

Toya: Oooooooooooo this babe, do you not own any pair of jeans? Leggings that don't sit properly are just not cute. Babe, when next you are shopping for leggings buy several sizes smaller, you would get a better fit then. I love the bustier and you do have amazing skin.

Tiny: Lovely outfit Toolz, shoes to match as well and you picked the right belt, I'm impressed. Makeup is just right. Next time, un-cross your leg doll.

Toya: The voice of the BEAT, she does have the typical yoruba woman's body, the type that sits proper in that iro and buba! If anything, Toolz knows how to show off her waist and her curves which is amazing. I like the leopard print, makes her look like a fierce cat ready to pounce.

Toya: Elohor, whoever tucks into jeggings or are those leggings? You even look unsure of what you wore. The jacket is too short and sitting in an awkward place. I don't like this at all.

Tiny: Lagos ladies, please I beg you in the name of God, please learn to wear clothes that fit your body perfectly, Elohor your body looks quirky in the leggings, it would have helped if the jacket was longer. Not impressed Elohor, you can do better

Toya: If it was quirky that would even be better. Please let's move on abeg.

Toya: This is such a cute groovy chick look, I just want to pinch her cheeks. I really like this because it is fun and suits her petite frame to the T! However shoes with a higher heels would have set it off better.

Tiny: Oreka this is a lovely outfit, blouse fits the skirt perfectly. Yes doll, please invest in higher heels ok

Toya: Uti always looks the same on the red carpet, we are so bored with you, yawn! Please learn to switch it up and if you do not know how to, get a stylist, for fucksake, you won $200 grand. Don't be a weiste

Tiny: Uti I love your Tunic, you look really cute in this outfit but its played out for you. Is this like a signature look now? Na blud, change it. And now to spill over to you Alex, why do you have orange and lemon green on your blue shirt? Please stop it

Toya: Hahahahahahhahah I am so distracted by Alex's cuteness, I can only see him naked. And UTI such big feet you have, hmmmmmm *big smile*

Tiny: HA! Noble actually looks good o, his package isn't saying *Hello* to the world like it always does. Yes Noble, please stick to loser pants, suits you so well, love your complete outfit, your pants are sorta jumping though. You however always seem to stand like you're a member of power rangers.

Toya: Mr Igwe, the headmaster himself, Dalu. Your pants are too short, which is just unacceptable, and are those pink socks I see? Hahahhahahahahahaha you are really that dude. And stop assaulting us with the bulge in your pants, ah ah!


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