We have missed you guys so much but we are back in full effect and for tonight we will be be kicking off with Kim Kardashians 'ASS'. Lol
Tiny and Toya: We decided to start with the first red carpet picture on Bella Naija but sorry, Waje not too 'inspiring'.
Tiny: Hello Ramsay, looking bloody fly! Well put together, the colours flow nicely. Very grown and sexy.
Toya: Gotta give it to Mr Noah, this is actually the first time i'm seeing him look this nice. The suit looks really good on him, he looks quite dapper but the pants are a bit too long.
Toya: Madam i have the 'fakest' accent in the world, what are you doing wearing this type of dress if you don't know how pull it off well? You should know not to wear a girdle/body magic with this type of material cos the seam line is staring straight at me, but then i'm sure you don't know that. You need to invest in seamless underwear's my dear. And that pose with your behind showing makes you look so tacky/ghetto, please take this advice very seriously.
Tiny: Toke, I would not have thought a petite girl like you would require a girdle but you should know better than to wear one under this extremely delicate material. I quite like the dress and I think it is one of your better offerings, however you failed to polish the overall look.
Tiny: Ebuka you sure have a hot body, you could do so much better in a properly tailored suit. The bow tie doesn't sit well on you darling and that might be due to the fact that your shoulders are quite hanger-like. And what is with the hand at the back position? Like a butler taking instructions from the lady of the manor. We still love this hottie with the brains sha.
Toya: First off, Ebuka needs to stop wearing a bow tie, and secondly why is his pocket square not the same colour as the bow tie??? Big fail. However, his shoes look quite good and you're right Tiny, we do love this hottie with brains, polish up your style and you'll be complete.... well almost, lol.
Toya: First lady to get a nice comment from me, lol. Kunbi looks amazing in this tribal print, i absolutely love it. The colour pattern suits the outfit and her so well. The neck piece complements her shoes as well. This is simple, classy and very chic. Love it
Tiny: Love the tribal trend, can be subtle yet fierce, well-done Kunbi! Hey she makes clothes so if she doesn't get it right I wonder who would?? Actually i take that back some designers are just jokers, but Kunbi does good. The hint of the red somehow fits into the whole picture! Certified LFP hottie!
Tiny: Annie, your body is not meant for the backward dress, you just look damn uncomfortable. Not all trends are meant for everyone love! Baby steps baby steps. You can't rush building a sense of style.
Toya: If this dress was well fitted it would have been perfect, it makes her look like she has a belly. This outfit is meant for a slim person, Annie please do not step out of your house l ooking like this again. Hahaha, Tiny, baby steps for sure.
Toya: Let me start by saying that this Dj looks 'Xclusively' shinny. Damn Nigga, what's going on?? And must you wear this particular sequin jacket everywhere? Whoever told you this jacket looks amazing on you has not only lied but washed you seriously. Even your LV belt is questionable, are they real? Please invest in a stylist today. I now wonder why so many girls flock all over you if you dress like this. Yes you're cute but then i guess the girls don't have style/class. Btw, you look like you're going to audition for a role in Magic Mike.
Tiny: Xclusive, c'mon son! What's going on baby? Why this sequined piece again? That tie is just horrible and should be destroyed ASAP! Toya the groupies ain't concerned with the nigga with his clothes on, feel me! Lol
Tiny: Vixen na wa oh, looking feminine! We approve! Doing the whole glam thing worked out for you much to my surprise. Out of everyone you are the only one that looked like you were going to the theater which this event was mirroring. The blue and the cream are real good colours for your skin tone. Yes the hemline needed to be longer but we will give u a 8 out of 10. Nice
Toya: Oh wow, i absolutely love Vixen's outfit. She looks so mature and classy, nothing like those facecaps and gangster looking pictures. I love the mink but the question is 'is it real'??? Lol. Lets not kill our Naija celebrities with price sha, she did a good job putting this piece together. The dress is so nice but why does the hemline look like they used a scissors to cut it, it needs to be longer like Tiny said but we'll do with this. Good job lady.
Toya: Ring the alarm, its 'Beats by Olisa'
Tiny: Dumb bell!!!
Tiny: I am still having nightmares based on that white mess u pulled the other day with the big swollen camel toe hernia maybe? You are having major problems determining what works for your body and I wonder why because you actually have a body type that could be easily styled, so talk to me hun whats the problem? Don't even get me started on your hair, ewwwwww, bad evil front lace wig
Toya: Seyi Shay you knew you were gonna get IT right? Tiny feels this is the best you have ever looked.... Why? The shoes look awful on you and that pose is so horrid, not striking at all. The shiloette of her dress is not taken away from her shape but yet is not sexy and that lace front needs to go. Never again should you step on the red carpet looking like this.
Toya: Toolz is a Bentley but her paint job is always messed up. She needs a stylist that understands her body and can dress her well. The neck line is just not right, i have no idea where its supposed to end.
Tiny: Someone this curvy should not be dressed in something this shiny! Note: We at LFP love our full figured ladies!
Tiny: Nini, no comment! I will get you the numbers to a couple of stylists! I got you. EME will pay!
Toya: EME first lady why do look like a street worker?? Everything you have on is so wrong and that hair makes you like a dressed up puppy.
Tiny: Kim Kardashian, I think you took the piss and didn't try to even bring the fashion game that we know you have to Lagos, infact we feel insulted. This is the worst thing any pregnant woman (you) could ever wear! You don fucked up Kim.
Toya: Aunty Kim the dart point on that dress looks like your nipple is sticking out. Hurray that she's pregnant but she looks so stuffed in that outfit and i'm sorry those shoes are not working for that dress. So Kim, because you think you're coming to Nigeria you feel or you thought you could dress down??? No ma'am we don't accept such.... EPIC FAIL!!!
And that's all for now folks, we promise to try and be back with more reviews before the end of the week. We do hope you enjoy this and you know the drill, send in your comments, tweet at us @D_FashionPolice or send in your emails to Lagosfashionpolice@gmail.com
Love Tiny V and Toya V *kisses*
Photo credits: Bella Naija
