Now lets REVIEW :-)
Toya: Munachi, nice dress, lovely colour that compliments your skin but i have to say the top part looks very distorted, defintely need a firmer bra darling! i think this is too sophiscated for a fun concert. Right dress, wrong event!
Tiny: This is so exciting.. Lol. Ok, Muna Muna Muna, this is an amazing dress, blends with your skin tone, infact together with your pose, you look like a goddess BUT this is not the outfit for an album launch. This right here is what makes people say Nigerians over-do things when it comes to fashion and events. Your skin looks absolutely radiant though.. Nice dress, wrong occasion and with that said, abeg pass the Mic!!!
Toya: Tiny i know right, feels great to be back. Is this Ebuka or Jide Kosoko jnr? Hmmmmmmmmmm. I dont know what to say i guess he is going the 'i am an african' route because there is no other explanation for this! Oh oh maybe he escaped from the Frank Oshodi runway.
Tiny: Igwe or should I say Igwe's friend... Lol. I'm not sure what you were trying to pull off, somehow it works for me and then again it doesn't.... Trying to rep Africa/Nigeria?? That's not bad but that cap together withe the outfit makes you look like a father of 3 and your laugh just makes you look like you're super excited to be out, like a night away from the kids... Lol. I'm sure you could have done better with the material
Toya: Yes yes this is the best i have ever seen her look. I adore her white and snake skin combo. Animal prints are back with a vegenance. Her jewellery is well in tune with the whole look. Yes, the shoes are horrible, sobbing take them off please! Well done on everything else.
Tiny; Hahahaha, OMG! I'm literally laughing my ass off here, even my baby is staring at the screen and giggling. This Adams dude cracks me up all the damn time coz he dresses and acts like he's the shiznit if I must say. Lol. But anyway, this outfit... What are you doing with that green blazer?? I mean what the Fuck!! This is absolute fuckery!! Fuck Fuck Fuck!!! Who cut your hair? Your plumber? That gold part on your beard is so played out, ditch it NOW!! And that pose? Are you learning from Noble Igwe?? You need to hire a stylist, you're a presenter.. Take a cue from Ryan Seacrest. I'm done here.. NEXT.
Toya: Hahahhahahahha Adams wetin na fight? Is this in a bid to look fierce? I quite like your leaf green blazer. Do me a favour love, shave off that ridiculous 2 toned beard.
Tiny: Sorta firece! I like, but what do we say about wearing pants/tights/leggins that shows the shape of your nookie??? Yeaaaa people, its a no no no! The top part isn't bad for me, I sorta like the X marks on her boobs, yells out 'Look at me', Lol. Her jewellery blends with the outfit as well, same as her makeup. All ok apart from the fact that her va-jay-jay can't stop staring at me.
Toya: Hahahahahhahahahah Tracy what the hell? X marks the spot? Hahhahahahah babe you are such a joker right now, nobody is gonna listen to a word you have to say, walking around with 2 huge Xs across your nipples. This is just so distracting, just cant look at anything else. Just avoid shooting ranges or archery training grounds!
Tiny: Hahahahaha!!! Wow! What in the hell is he wearing? Looks like he's on his way to take a shower... His red robe and yellow pj's. Caaaaaam onnnnnn Uncle I.D.. So all the money y'all niggas got can't get you a decent outfit??? Much respect Bawse but you have to change your style, we aint in the 90's no more.
Toya: ID, hahahahha Kanayo O Kanayo has got nothing on you. What is this? The award for the fashion train wreck of the year goes to you, where does one start from, that ill fitted red bathcoat or the yellow karate pants? And a stripped shirt? C'mon son stop this nonsense at once! In the days of night shift coliseum, maybe this was acceptable but not anymore! Stick to your lace and brocade and i hope you have dropped that ridiculous american accent.
Tiny: Love it, absolutely love it... Now ladies and gentlemen, Fade is on her way to an album launch and she's gonna have fun. Doesn't she look absolutely comfortable? Love the shorts and green blazer, her shoes match both and that's an A for me. Good job Fade
Toya: Fade looks so classy and relaxed, proper ready to have a fun night. A strange combination bold green and pastels, but it works. Lady puts her best foot forward indeed. Note to self, you should keep your hands out of your pockets nxt time. You dont want to appear wider than you are! LFP hottie for sure.
Tiny: The focus for me here is Lillian. First question is, are you sure you're a stylist? I beg to differ. Those shades.... Lady, those shades... What the fuck where you thinking? I mean caaamm oooon!!! And the cut of that dress, can you see the fold by your armpit? Eww, that's a no no for me. I would not have you style me, not even for my funeral
Toya: LilianRose!! Lmaooo, I didnt know anyone could idolise Amber Rose so much but what do we have here? Your louboutins are sick, but hey i bloody well except hot shoes from you. I dont have much to say about your dress other than yellow is not the colour for you. You used to be such a pretty girl before the bad dye job, please go back in time and let go of this alien/tranny ambition. Oooo quick question what is the deal with putting black patches at the side of dresses these days? Just curious. Any of our fans know?? hehe
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Love Tiny V and Toya V
