Lagos Fashion Police at the Fab Night Out!

Hey guys, we know we know, we are SOOOO late with this and we apologise.

Congrats again to the winners, enjoy the review guys.

Toya: Miss Ebun looks very grown and sexy, she is another curvy woman that knows how to dress her body. But I am not feeling those shoes babe.

Tiny: That's the word, grown and sexy. I love the dress, neck piece is amazing. Shoes don't look so bad to me. Her hair looks fab, it always does.

Tiny: Lady in red. Hmm. She's light skinned so red works for her. Now this is a real nice dress and could have looked really nice on her but what went wrong with the boob area... That looks like a forced cleavage Miss Omeruo. Your boobs look like they are suffocating.

Toya: Clearly HON put some effort into this dress, it is red and hot even though her breasts look squashed. I would have loved to see a bolder infusion of another colour. PS she could be santa clause's hidden sex mistress in this dress.

Tiny: What is going on here... Is this really a Mai Atafo dress? I'm so confused :s. There's way too much going on with this outfit and it all has to do with that thing on the waist area of this dress. I love the black lacy top and red bottom part of the dress, that would have been ok but that thing looks like what market women use in supporting a baby's ass when they back them. I believe the yoruba's call it 'OJA'...

Toya: She was so pretty and a breath of fresh air the day she won looking all natural, not so much in this picture. That skirt is just hideous and I don't know why one would do this. Mai were you really at this fitting? I refuse to believe.

Toya: Liz, to say this is inappropriate would be an understatement. Why now? Were you in a dream, taking a walk in green park during the summer? Talk to us, we might be able to help. Because what I see here is you thinking oh I will just match the shoes to the belt and it would be a GO, no love it is not and would never be alright to wear this to an award show especially with you being a celebrity of some sort.

Tiny: Liz, what's going on here? Its an award show, why do you have a denim skirt on?? We don't do this in Lagos o.. Nice hair and makeup, outfit for the occasion is just wrong. You should have done better or stayed away from the camera.

Tiny: Miss Shaba, what is this? No seriously?? And why in heavens name are you posing this way, look at your tummy, didn't you pay attention to Lynxxx when he said 'suck belle make the shirt fine', in this case 'dress'... Na lady this is awful on you, that shoulder area down makes u look so damn tacky, like you're ghetto and I believe you're not, what's left is for u to start chewing gum the ghetto way and ill just conclude that you are. This zebra print isn't so bad but the style is so not for you. Please do better next time

Toya: Hahhahahahhahaha Jemila, what is going on baby? You look like you were just thrown out of a Las Vegas casino for soliciting. Damn! The print of the dress na wa oh. What is shocking me is the confident smile you have going? For real? Anyways I guess when you know you have messed up you must keep your head up, you definately get an A plus for being delusional.

Toya: Lola looks very demure in this animal print piece, the neckline shows off her shoulders nicely. Very rare to see someone look so soft in animal print, good work lady. However I am not a fan of the hem of the dress, the red interjection could have just been with the accessories.

Tiny: This dress looks absolutely Fab on Lowla, it does hide her petite curves but that's ok. I do love the red detail, it stands out. Pulling her hair up also brings out her face. Definetly wanna see more of this on the red carpet. Good job Miss Adamson.

Tiny: I'm not loving this on Uche, I don't why but its not cutting it for me. Its just a blend of dull boring colours. Absolutely boring.

Toya: Uche in Ouch indeed. Dude you are hurting me. So you stood still and allowed people put this mash up on you? Are you trying to put your best foot forward? I am hoping it is in a bid to run home and change, because you have messed up big time. Oh I see what you tried to do, take all the colours from the banner behind and work them into one outfit, you should have told us now. Simplicity oh, Nigerian guys please.

Tiny: Can I start with the hair and say why does Tolu's hair look like they just came outta the rollers and wasn't styled? Now the outfit, thanks so much for listening to us and trying something new, this long skirt works wonders, I love it. The colours work so well, neck piece looks great but please tell me you don't have orange shoes on? :s

Toya: I am over the moon that Toolz has somehow realised that she has other options for clothes. I am loving the colour blocking. The length of that skirt is perfect and makes her look slimmer. The hair sha, Toolz u might want to try an open parting, take the hair off your face a bit and not have it looking like a curtain. Yeah Tiny, her lifting up that skirt and revealing those orange pop shoes was just unnecessary.

Tiny: Funke looks like a stuffed barbie covered in pink, which in a way can be considered as cute o. Hehe. But all I can say is 'I do NOT like this outfit on her'. Its not her at all. Right now I can picture her in a pair of nice pants and a button down chiffony looking blouse tucked in and a clutch purse. Better luck next time Miss Bucknor

Toya: Funke, the queen of weddings, this cross between orange and pink looks awful, and why is the hem of the dress so uneven? Do I blame Grey for making this or you for wearing it? Darling, it will serve you well to get to know your body structure before you choose a dress aight! Thank God you don't have to help your brides choose their dresses!

Toya: Alex, Captain of the love boat, where is our next destination? The carribean maybe? Or have you recently been enrolled in the Queen's navy? When I first saw you, I had thoughts of lust but all that has fizzed out after seeing some of your red carpet attempts. Those shoes look like they are made of paper napkins, however the blazer has a nice cut sha

Tiny: What is this? The navy seal? I'm lost? I never liked this guy on the red carpet and no Toya he's not as cute as you make it sound. His dress sense is appalling, you need to get a stylist or change the one you have. WRONG!!

Tiny: Wow, is it me or Sasha looks old? :s. This is a nice outfit but why is there a belt there na, ahn ahn Sasha kilode gan??? You should know better. Your hair and make up make you look old. You should know by now that having hair that covers your cheek makes your face look slim. Please work on it

Toya: Sasha, first of all, that hair colour does nothing for you, you might need to revert to the original, you look like a lion and not in a good way. Why did you place that belt on this empire line dress, what is the logic to that? I am really upset by this. Ps a pop of colour on your lips would do wonders for you, you definately can not pull off nude or bronze lips. Take note.

LFP says Happy New Year to all, our wonderful fans. We appreciate all the love and support. Keep spreading the word. We promise to always keep it real and be more consistent in 2012

May 2012 be a more fashionable year for us all.

*smoochies*

Love Tiny Vuitton and Toya Veneta

Introducing Beauty Overdoze Magazine

Hey guys.... No this is not a review... Sowwie

We just thought we'd share this piece of tasty information to our ladies out there, it caught our eye and we couldn't keep it all to ourselves.

Beauty Overdoze Magazine is out this Friday 16th December. Be sure to grab a copy, we will ;-)

Beauty Overdoze Magazine, short form B.O.M is The New Fashion and Beauty Magazine for the Young and Contemporary Woman

B.O.M is the brainchild of Award winning and New York certified makeup artist Eni Balogun. It is a publication which consists mainly on issues of beauty, health, hair, lifestyle, fashion, travel and entertainment. It covers the most important things in the International scene and mostly the African beauty industry. B.O.M is every woman's luxury beauty guide and happens to be the only Health & Beauty magazine in the Nigerian market today.

B.O.M speaks to the new Nigerian woman -- urban, always cosmopolitan; as downtown as she is uptown; cultured and multi-cultural and always on the edge of fashion, culture and entertainment. The magazine represents a new, original voice on the news stand, a voice that speaks to a generation of women, old and young, from diverse cultures, upbringings and interests. It is an international & domestic home resource for all beauty professionals, beauty brands & companies, restaurant’s, hospitals and also to the general public. Serving establishments working in practically every industry cutting through from motion pictures to printing and publications, fashion, bridals, casuals, landscape beautification, stylists, advertising, entertainment, corporate, beauty parlours, health sectors, spas and more.

With featured articles on health & beauty of the industry’s upcoming beauty professional’s i.e. Hair stylists, makeup artists, health practitioners, cosmetic companies and manufacturers, B.O.M updates its readers on the most innovative beauty equipment's. It’s the most reliable source which delivers invaluable information and news on current product.

Beauty Overdoze Magazine offers a diverse range of articles that combine artistic and business skills, personal and financial growth, health, beauty and creative thinking, entertainment and events and the latest beauty information and products.

B.O.M also offers great opportunities designed for makeup & beauty professionals, beauty brands and consumers who share the passion for the love of everything glamorous and beautiful. From high fashion makeup, health topics and hair to high fashion clothing & accessories.

Below is the cover of the first edition for Beauty Overdoze Magazine.

B.O.M Editorial Team:

* Editor: Eni I. Balogun
* Admin: admin@beautyoverdosemag.com
* Creative director: Lai Makanjuola
* Publicist: L.360 Ltd – Lowla360pr@gmail.com
* Publisher: Infinite plus Arts Publication – 08056116841
* Event Co-ordinator: Chantrelle Concepts – bebeakinboade@yahoo.com

We can't wait for this to come out.

Love Tiny and Toya

*smoochies*

Lagos Fashion Police at the Miss Nigeria Pageant

Hey guys, its your favourite fashion ladies again... Yup you guessed right... Here is the Miss Nigeria review from us at LFP...

Congrats to the winner, thanks to Bella Naija for the pictures... Enjoy ;-)

Tiny: Even a maxi dress has a bit of fitting, this doesn't do well. Nice piece and colour but exceptionally wrong for Eku's body, I mean totally wrong, it doesn't work for me one bit. This makes Eku look like she's ready to spend the day at home doing nothing but watch tv with a bowl of popcorn in her hands, even for that, this isn't comfortable or suitable.

Toya: I am sorry, but I don't understand this dress, whether or not it whirls. Aside from the colour, this is a boring ass dress, and what is that woven bib like flap? And Eku, you need to stop losing weight, you are beginning to look anorexic.

Tiny: Yea Toya, I'm with you on that. Being too skinny isn't sexy, na, not anymore. Eat some chicken Eku, real greasy too.

Toya: Aunty Grace, this has to be the first time I have seen you in an age appropriate dress and you truly look amazing, however there is an oddness around the waist region but I shall ignore that. Nice balance between coffee brown and gold. You do look good for your 60 years, she is 60 right?

Tiny: Haha... Grace Egbagbe looks so beautiful, I wish I got the front look of the dress, the boob cut looks good and that's very important with a dress like this, I would also have loved to see what the wasit line of the dress looks like. The coffee brown works for her and those shoes look good. Overall, she did an amazing job.. Thumbs up ma'am.

Tiny: Now I was enjoying this outfit till I got below her knee and then I saw her shoes and I was like... Da hell is that??. This would have been lovely if the skirt were knee length, and even if it's still this long, those shoes are just so wrong, if she wore a pair of pants, I would probably not mind, but this is a no no. Doesn't work for me. Iove her hair and box clutch. Amazing

Toya: Whoever sets out to look like a stick of liquorice? I understand the monochrome concept but for a skinny chick, a pretty structured short flared skirt would have been stunning with your white blouse. And those shoes, nah babe, I don't care how nubian or eccentric you think you are, those are just butt ugly.

Tiny: Now this is stunning, I love this monostrap dress on Bola.. Wow! The yellow is amazing and I love the orange blend at the bottom of the dress. The gold shoulder detail makes the dress stand out and her smile.....flawless... Amazing look Bola

Toya: Tres Pretty, this is actually a red carpet worthy dress. I love the mustard yellow and the orange accents, the colours go exceptionally well with her glowing skin (I am off to blush beauty in a bit). I always thought she should go with longer lengths in dresses and it really works for her. The purple purse is a nice touch. Well balanced!

Toya: Elohor looks very demure. A real mature sexiness. I like it. Although bolder shoes and purse would have further improved this look. All the similar mink colours might come through as a bit washed out.

Tiny: Now this has got to be my first time seeing Elohor with a decent look, but ofcourse you know I dislike it when people misuse the 'cross leg' pose but she seems to have got it...a lil bit... Lol. Now this dress, really nice and classy. The hair really suits her and I'm with you on the shoes, should have done a bit better

Toya: Gentlemen callers, I didn't know that Miss Nigeria was a black tie event. Na wa oh. These 2 definately missed the turn into federal palace casino and ended up at eko hotel. Anyways it is cute to see the oldies not backing down, looking sharp hommies.

Tiny: Hahaha, aside that, I love this, I still have a wide grin on my face. Makes me feel like I'm the 60's. These men look absolutely fab.

Tiny: Hello lady, what do you think you are doing? No no, please explain what you have on? I feel like I'm watching a fulani movie.. I mean those shoessssss.... C'mon girl, that is just wrong. The design of this outfit is just wrong for the occasion... Totally!!!!

Toya: Mrs Costello, we know your hubby must definately have thought this was an african princess look but you do not fool us. That uneven hemline is just horrid. You have an athletic body and you can not pull off all these egdes. Please look to softer lines next time. Or where you off to perform at Fela's shrine?

Tiny: Miss Shaba, wow, you look pretty excited to be taking this picture o, that smile ehn.. Lol. Anyways, lovely outfit. Will I say you played it safe with the all black?? Hmmm. Love the clutch and the way you wore your hair, absolutely classy.

Toya: There is always something that doesn't quite excite me about the dresses this young lady wears, for me the fabrics sometimes look cheap. That aside, this LBD is actually sexy but the neckline would have been better if it sat abit lower. It helps that you have a pretty face so you do look hot in this dress.

Tiny: Another nice monostrap dress, the pink does works... Somehow...Infact the pink is too much, her nails are pink too. She looks like a tall candy floss.... And what is all that 'shekere' on the dress nowwww.. Ahn ahn... Its not an indian movie set o... And that hair looks ghetto... Wait... Not looks... It is Ghetto.

Toya: This chic looks like she fell out of a nollywood movie party scene where she was probably dancing with kanayo o kanayo or St obi. Wait is this a bridesmaid's dress updated with chains in a bid to modernise it? I am confused

Tiny: I take the indian bit back for the candy floss lady above... Datte here is actually on the set of an Indian movie... What in the h*ll is this?? I'm not even pissed coz I can't stop laughing

Toya: Datte, you have a sick body for someone that is not a spring chicken but I don't understand why you felt the need to wear a full bra with this indian prom dress when you could have easily worn a strapless bra. Please explain?

Toya: Efe Tommy oh, what the f*ck? The shirt sleeves are afraid of your wrists. The trousers are also jumping, where you pushed out of your house that night? Are those 2 displaced lines supposed to be suspenders? And oh God please remove that little hill on your head. Borrow a page from the elders in the white dinner jackets.

Tiny: Hahaha. Took the words right out of my mouth... I can't stop staring at the pants, looks like his about to be in a Michael Jackson dance video... I wonder if he'll ever shave that thing off his head... *sigh*

Toya: He is definetly the joker of this review.


And its a wrap for this event guys... We hope you enjoyed this review.

You know the drill. Send in comments/suggestions. You know how to reach us..

Till next time, stay fabulous guys!!!

*Smooches*

Tiny V and Toya V

The Lagos Fashion Police at the FAB Nominee Part

Hello lovely fashionable people.... We are here to deliver the FAB Nominee Party review. We hope you love it.

Enjoy!!

Tiny: Toni, I would expect a better weave than what you have on... I mean if you decide to put on that outfit then your hair should atleast look good too coz this weave just looks tacky. Anyways to the dress, hmmm ok o, if you are wearing this for the Nominee party, then what should we expect for the awards itself?? Please answer me o before your boobs fly off and take you along. Your necklace is the only thing that gets my approval here, that dress is just too much for the 'PARTY'

Toya: Sweet heavenly father. Toni, why do you always insist on being on the worst dressed list? Is this a joke? The person that made this dress is so wicked and the ppl that you call friends are even more wicked. What is that paper fan on your chest? Infact you should have taken off your shoes and ran very fast immediately you saw a camera being lifted to take your picture. Horribllllllllllle! Infact I would rather you had come naked to this party than wear this. Cringe

Tiny: Absolutely Fab!! This is so chic. I love the hair piece and that lime dress looks amazing on her. I can't see the belt well but I'm glad she held her waist with one. Makeup is simple and classy. Good job Tayo, LFP certifies you

Toya: Tayo looks so pretty. This key lime dress is so fun and the asymmetric neckline adds to the allure of the dress and her skintone is beautifully compliments the shade of the dress. Makeup is so simple and clean. Nice work lady.

Tiny: Hmmm, sexy man. I love that pose. I love Ebuka in this look. He looks like he stopped by on his way from work (but this event on not on a weekday, lol). Simple but speaks to you, I like

Toya: I like Ebuka's oufit, simple and clean, however oh, Ebuka it is either you saw a fucking hot piece of ass on your way to Marquee or you were stroking the monkey before you were interrupted by Noble Igwe, who said and I quote ' Ebuka bia, it is time to go for the nominee party'. Please we would like to hear from you as regards the bulge in your pants. Thank you!
Infact Ebuka I am suing you for visual sexual assault

Tiny: Ahhhhh!!! Sose!! I love this man... These Dj's of today are just so damn HOT.. I mean the likes of Sose, Xclusive, Caise, Dj Obi etc... Damn!!
Ok to the outfit, I just want to say the detail on his buba match his tattoo... Hahaha, that's so cliché... Hehe. Ignore me. But I love Sose's look, works for this Hot mixed race Dj

Toya: He looks like he would be a freak hmmmmmmm! I heard he paints this tattoo on daily. What is with the wonder woman cuff, am disturbed by that? Tiny yes oh, all these Djs. I want to have a private meeting with them all. Big Grin 

Toya: I love the one colour palette of the outfit, it works suprisingly. The interjection of the green/gold belt and necklace definately uplifts the overall look. Nice one

Tiny: Well she came prepared. Now this is what we like to see on the red carpet but in this case, Black carpet, Lol... I love the blend in colour, the green and gold match so well. Love her necklace as well, infact every detail. Even her pose speaks to you.

Tiny: Dj Caise, I know I just called you Hot but what is going on here? I'm sure you said 'Mehn its a party abi, ill just wear these frumpy looking denims and this black shirt, choke myself and look supid all at once'... C'mon son this is fashion gone wrong. If you have a girlfriend, tell her to dress you up next time

Toya: I swear Caise if I had seen this pic before my earlier comment I might have excluded you. Were you supposed to be on the cast of a yoruba movie? Lmao. Oh I know what it is you probably live in lekki phase 1 where the floods are bad, and you need a bridge to get out of your house. Seen! Dj, we like you at LFP, we would forgive you this time but please do not repeat this

Tiny: Utunnu master, not in your normal blazer this time around?? Thanks for the change in outfit but I see you have toms on... Again!!. Pretty simple outfit, anyways it was a party, so ill let you pass this time. You do look tired, like you were forced to come out.. Tired but still Hot! Tiny loves you *wink*

Toya: Lynxx, I just have one thing to say to you. I know toms are in fashion but darling you DO NOT need to wear them with everything. What should we expect next dansiki with Toms. You know you are still sexy!

Toya: Well I guess you were trying to live up to your name madam. So wearing panty hose with what looks like golden foil paper is your idea of being creative. Lady you have failed woefully. Mj is turning in his grave at the moment. We at LFP are not amused because you definately wore this in an attempt to be the ring leader at the new circus that is coming to town.

Tiny: Na wa o, Aunty Goldie aka Lagos Lady Gaga.... Did you and Toni Tones come together?? Why do you have white panty hose on?? Hahaha Toya says gold foil paper.. Well she's right... Goldie try harder next time, you'll get there. Lol

Toya: Oga Black, I have to say it is hard to look messed up in black but this dude manages to do just that. Scruffy much? What is that black thing poking out of one sleeve of your blazer? You need a haircut preferrably with a chainsaw. You look unkept and it doesn't help that your blazer is too tight to be buttoned. I am out

Tiny: Erm Mr photographer why are you soaked in Black??? I don't get the style here o. You look like a swollen black baby drenched in black. You didn't even arrange your inner turtle neck and blazer well, one arm in disorganised... Mehn! Yomi you need a COMPLETE make over.

Tiny: Hahahahaha! This dude makes me laugh or should I say his look makes me laugh! What is this?? I don't like this at all. This is colour blocking gone wrong and that jacket looks like something pulled out of the 70's closet

Toya: Ola Garber, does he look very much like Durella or is it just me? I love the way he keeps averting his eyes like he knows deep down that he looks a hot mess in his washed out excuse of a baby blue jacket. Please I seriously hope he is not a stylist. Everyone in lagos that colour blocks is a stylist. We need to come together and stop this madness. Nigerians are beginning to take the piss.
What does he do Tiny?


Tiny: No idea. Haha

Tiny: I think she read our last review! Praise Jehova she is better dressed now. I was gonna start off with the pose and say why o why but then I saw her shoes... Hehe, you're excused. Tiny likes. I love this casual/classy look on her, makeup is pretty calm as well. But some jewelry on your wrist would have sealed your look.

Toya: This is one chick I think only looks good during her photoshoots as compared to her actual life. Makida has surprised me pleasantly with this oufit. It makes her look really young and fresh and not as sick as she usually looks! I like the potka dots on her top those are so hot this season. Good attempt baby! She could do with some sparkly braclets. 

Tiny: All I have to say to Adams is this, Dude change that horrid looking hair cut and die that beard back to black.. Ahn ahn, what's with the gold bear bear??? Please O

Toya: I don't really know what to say about Adams over here. I think the jacket was not necessary, you seem like you just had to wear to be identified as following some trend made excessively popular in Lagos by people like Mai Atafo, Noble Igwe and Lynxx
Ah Tiny I think it might be Vertiligo.


I think it is a wrap. This was quite a dry event in our opinion (dry interms of fashion) but we can not disappoint our fans. Please let us know what you guys think. You know how to reach us. 

Smoochies Toya V and Tiny V

Lagos Fashion Police at the Headies 2011 (Part 2)

Hey guys, we promised you a part 2 review of the 2011 Headies award and we are here to deliver. 

We apologise for the delay. Enjoy!!

Toya: Ooooo Nse looks every inch a star! The one shoulder jumpsuit is such a hit and I love the honey highlights in her hair. However I think lower heels would have set it off better, to avoid the suit from hanging off the ground too much. Overall she did good I would say.

Tiny: Hmmm, ill start with the facial look, I love, makeup doesn't look heavy and hair is just right, highlights work well with her skin tone. I love the monostrap jumpsuit, looks absolutely fab on her and the belt helps. The shoes are a no go area for me, she could have done much better.

Tiny: First of all, pls smile, why does she look so angry? Photographer would have been scared. Anyways to her outfit.... Good heavens, what was she thinking? She looks misplaced. Wana let me tell what you have on.... You are wearing a black shimi and a long mosquito net wrapped around your waist. Because I don't understand why you would do this and that thing you have on your neck looks like an antique necklace which should so not be there. The only thing I like is the clutch purse. Please I advice you to go for a crash course in fashion.

Toya: Hahahahahhahahaha this chic makes me laugh. She has an upside down mouth, so weird! Anyways Ms sambo, what's up mami? Please can you help me describe your outfit? You have shelled out some nice designs which goes to show you have some style but babe what went wrong here? I am sorry but I don't get what this is supposed to be. I like your hair but that's about it.

Tiny: Princess Oniru aka Lady in blue, I want to start from the bottom, I understand why you would wear those shoes but why those particular ones?? They don't suit your feet or the outfit. That bag is not award worthy, looks like something you take to work everyday. The dress is nice but what went wrong at the bottom area? Did they use needle and thread to patch it up?? And the necklace should so not be there. I do love this your signature hair style, suits you well. This whole outfit is a 5 over 10, maybe 4 and a half sef

Toya: Toolz I would usually understand being full figured and identifying clothes that suit your body, but have you tried some tailored pants paired with some nice blouses? Please we would like to see something else on you. Now, that purse is not cute, the colour is not complimenting the blue of your dress doll, a red purse would have set it off much better. You must know by now you have chunky ankles and shoes with ankle straps should be avoided like a plague because they make your already short legs even shorter. Tiny, her hair looks fabulous in this picture.

Tiny: I think at this stage I can spot a dress made by HON, which is good. This dress doesn't look so bad on Rita, I don't like the boob area on her and It would have been better it is was not folding when she stands. The feathery bottom is a tad bit too much. Makeup looks good. Overall she looks good sha and that doesn't happen all the time.

Toya: This is just an ill fitted dress, Rita, I used to think was one of the best dressed Nigerian actresses until Genevieve employed a stylist. Rita just looks like a ruler that is stuck in a ball of red candy floss. From the head up she looks like a star but from the neck down, it is just high school prom dress gone wrong!

Toya: Wow. I have never seen Dolapo look so good as compared to some of the things she wears on studio 53 which make her look frumpy. The gold jacket and that deep green are so beautifully matched. This outfit is simple but stunning. I absolutely love it. Sets her little frame off nicely and enhancing her body in the right places. I think the shoes add a lovely sharp contrast. This has to be one of the best jewel tone combos I have seen this year. Kudos Dolapo!

Tiny: Can I just say again that Dolapo has got style and class, this lady rocks Lagos fashion world. First off, Dolapo can I have that jacket?? I love those purple shoes, all the colours she has on blend so well. The gold jacket works amazingly well with her dress as well as her necklace... Dolapo Oni is a certified LFP hottie. Weldon

Tiny: All I can say is that Tee a's complexion is the same as his tie. Why does he look so Orange??

Toya: Look Tee A, we know how much you charge to MC for weddings, do not be falling my hand nigga. We have seen this outfit too many times, this is not how to repeat outfits. This is the first warning from LFP.

Tiny: Dare!!!! What is this? No really what is this? Did your wife see you before you left for the awards?? You aint repping well na Nigga.. Ahn ahn! Dude have you heard your songs?? I would have expected a more classy look. Leave this dressing to Wizkid and Davido abeg.

Toya: Toya V has no comment! He just looks scattered.




Ok guys, this is where we end our Headies review. We hope you enjoyed both part 1 and 2.


You know the drill, send in your comments and suggestions, we love to hear from you guys


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Love
Tiny V and Toya V

Lagos Fashion Police at the Headies 2011 (Part 1)

Hey guys, as you all requested, we have brought you the Headies review...

Hmmmm..... Enjoy!!!!!!!

Tiny:  There's something off bout this dress on Tiwa, either is not her size or it's not properly designed for her body structure. The front tells it all. I do like the design though, real simple and classy but on Tiwa's body... Hmmm, Tiny aint feeling it. Besides who came up with the brides theme for the Headies though? Hmm

Toya: Sexy Tiwa, this is a white hot mess. Why does your dress look like you wrapped a bedsheet around yourself? The dress is so ill fitted from the front! It does not sit well babes. Better luck next time doll. I think I saw u getting the highlights in your hair at nail studio. Totally loving it!

Tiny: Miss model, this is a nice dress, works really well for your skin tone plus its award worthy but why do you look so old? You're pretty young to be looking older than your age and please stop with that pose, you were seconds away from getting it right but you had to ruin it. Also do you wear that ring everywhere??

Toya: Cute dress but bad almost scraggy shoes! And Kendra you look like the Joker from Batman, plus all that hair is not helping one bit. Please if this was an attempt at a smile for the cameras, darling don't try it ever again.

Tiny: WOW! I have to say Sasha is doing much better on the red carpet these days. I absolutely love the blend of purple and gold. The detail on the waist angle of the dress is amazing. Makeup is flawless! Go Sasha, LFP certifies this, you're in the good book now

Toya: Thank God oh, sasha has changed her life for the better! I love the gold and purple combo. Very grown and sexy. And nice hairstyle choice. Yeah Tiny she is definately certified.

Tiny: Errm Miss Lady Azuka, what in the hell do you have on? You look like a teen going for a 13 year old birthday and we all know you aint no teen, you are a zillion years far from that. You are already dark skinned, why are you drowning yourself in black now? Some colour would do you some good and brighter makeup. Those wedges are so not for you or that outfit and please get something done to that hair, Ekaite the maid does much better.

Toya: What is with this ghetto ensemble, you look like you tumbled out of Brooklyn babe. Shiny shiny babe, you must be under the impression that you have done well? Wetin! Who could have advised you to go for this atroscity. All I can say is God have mercy on us the viewing public. Please everyone, put on your protective eye-wear.
Aunty give Azuka cake cos she is definately blinging.

Toya: Tiny V, can I just say I am quite irritated with the fact that every guy now feels the need to do a Mai Atafo. Please oh, can all of you make sure u can pull off the blazer, skinny cotton pants and loafers look. To be honest even the look doesn't suit Atafo all the time or he has over done it I don't even know. All I know please give it a rest.

Tiny: Hahaha Toya, I'm so with you on that. But you gotta love the look on Mai, suits him so damn well. This dude just went totally and completely off. The pink is real nice but he should have unbuttoned it and secondly those pants are jumping!!! Damn!!! This is not a good look Mr, I'm sorry

Tiny: Sexy- NOT- Steel.... What in Jehovah's name do you have on? No seriously, let's talk about this. Are you trying to pull a Mai Atafo and Dayo Ephraim at the same time? But wait sef, what goes on in that head of yours when you're getting dressed for an event? Everything is completely off. Or could it be that you are trying to come up with your own signature look?? Because if you are then you have FAILED!


Toya: Sexy steel also foolishly trying to do a MAI. Bad idea nigga! Why do your pants have inbuilt hips? Ewwwwww what do u have on your feet? Going to puke now. Tiny please hold up my hair!

Toya: Can you say effortlessly chic. I love love her fun simplistic outfit. Great colour blocking and matched nicely with the leopard skin shoes. LFP certified hottie!

Tiny: Totally agree with you, the colour blend is so chic! The look on her face even says it all. I'm not a fan of that pose though coz you didn't get it, but apart from that, outfit is on point.

Tiny: Miss Phillips this is a complete BORING outfit. Why do you have that long skirt on? You look like a mother of 3 and I know you are a lil bit far from that. Your makeup is too plain and also BORING. I'm so not impressed

Toya: All I have to say about Ms Philips is ever since her  weight loss, her poses don pass Naomi Campbell own. Darling stop trying so hard!

Tiny: Reeta I don't know how you feel we think here in Nigeria but that is a BRA you have on missy and NO it is NOT fashionable. Ahn ahn! What is it sef?? I like the purple print skirt and the jacket, not so bad but it would have all worked out well it you had a bright colored tank top ontop of that BRA that you are exposing! Sweetie the Headies aint a strip club.

Toya: Jesus take the wheel! Ah! Please we are not stupid Reeta, we know what this is supposed to look like and you have failed woefully. You thought wearing your strapless bra and a stupid purple skirt makes you Rihanna? Ok I am going to ask our male fans...... Do you guys think this is sexy? Because I am confused.

Tiny: I think Jerry and Denrele would make a cute controversial couple.. Don't you Toya? Jerry being the chick in the relationship. I have nothing to say to this guy but I'm sure TB Joshua can help.

Toya: Jerry, are you mirroring Dracula or a tranny from Romania? Hahahahaaha, what is that wig like creature on your head? Lmaoooo,  we have to take him to mountain of fire after TBJ! 
Yes him and Denrele would be good together. Disgusting.

Tiny: Errr is this Goldie's sister? Lady what in the hell do you have on?? You look like Big birds wife and those shoes.... Damn girl, where did you get them from?? Na na na na! This is just wrong.

Toya: Is this a feather tutu? Or did u set out to look like an Ewu or an Ostrich? Why would anyone in their right mind want to add 3 kg to their hips intentionally? We know feathers are a hot trend but c'mon you can be respectable in the way you go about rocking trends. We at LFP do not appreciate insults in the name of avant garde! You have been warned!

Toya: This guy in the superman shirt must have just escaped from the Yaba crazies zone so let's allow him! Tiny... Thoughts?

Tiny: Hahaha, I agree.  I will not waste time here, dude obviously feels dressing like this would make people talk bout him. Everyone is dying to get to the top media list these days and in Lagos people will do anything or wear anything or nothing to be on that list.

Tiny: Jesse first of all, did you rub white powder on your face or do I blame the flash of the camera? Secondly that jacket you have on is so not fashionable... Ahn ahn, who told you to put on a wind breaker? I know its been raining a lot in Lagos and its been windy (when it rains) but C'mon son.... Tiny does not approve of this outfit.

Toya: Mr Jargo, it has come to my notice that you have somehow been getting away from LFP and I have caught you today. Why are u wearing a wind breaker in a windless hall? And why did u go crazy on the pears baby powder? And why do you have a huge hat on your head that is clearly being held up by your sunglasses? Stop confusing me jor.

Toya: Zaina, the spartan princess, you are such a pretty girl. Lovely smile too! However the skirt is a bit of a letdown, I look at it and think of roman soldiers! Your purse is another matter, very ancient and outdated. You need to come back to the present babe.

Tiny: Zania, so you came to Nigeria to show us what being in Gladiator feels like?? Your whole outfit makes me feel like I'm in the cast of Gladiators. I know you could have done so much better. Take a look at this picture again and send us a private message on how you feel bout your outfit.

Tiny: Lady in green, are you comfortable at all? Is quite obvious that you're sucking in that belly. How bout your boobs? Are they getting any air? They look quite quashed in.... *tut tut tut*.. Wrong move my dear. Who put you in this outfit? I want to speak to that person personally, you're too pretty to look this tacky. Oh Miss Kendra is almost striking a pose for your picture. Lol

Toya: What ever happened to wearing your size? I must say she has amazing breasts. Babe sha, the dress is almost bursting open at the boob ties or were u originally on your way to a playboy or vivid photoshoot and decided to see what was happening at Eko hotel? Oh I see, makes sense then. Carry on.




Sorry guys but this is all we can give you for the first part of this review. So many pictures and we want to make sure we cover a whole lot of people.


Thanks again to Bella Naija for the pictures.


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Part 2 of the Headies review by LFP will be out much later tonight or tomorrow morning.


*Smoochies* Tiny Vuitton and Toya Veneta




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