Friday 6 December 2013

Lagos Fashion Police at the 'Fire of Zamani' Album Launch Concert

Hey everyone, its your favorite Fashion police ladies. Its event season in Lagos and we are super excited to get on with the reviews. We have started with the Fire of Zamani launch. Enjoy


Tiny: Wow Gbemi looks amazingly stunning in this peach and gold piece, well mature and sexy. I Love it all. Her makeup isn't too much, her hair sits well with it all, same as her shoes and that pose just nails it all. Well done Gbemi, our past reviews of you have been a total fail, you just went from bottom to the top, you have done us proud.

Toya: Gbemi Philips, this chic has transformed her body and I am so freaking jealous! This outfit is banging, it is sexy, it is grown and most of all it is making a statement 'I know I look hot, hope you b****** are jealous. The warm tones look really good against her skin and the shoes are on point! We love love love it!


Toya: A pity shawty has a hot body but has no idea what to so with it. She always seems to come across abit what's the word hmmm crude? In this picture looks like she is trying to match her outfit to her hair, the pants are too tight for the look I want to believe she was trying to achieve! I don't know I don't know I don't know.

Tiny: Damn, this is not a good look and I am highly disappointed, we have said in the past that she can do better and I have seen her try but never on the red carpet. Those pants are not for her, the tailor didn't do a good job with the bottom cut coz for this look, it should be sitting on her ankle but its not. Secondly why is that neck piece there? Put together, she looks quite cheap. The shoes & hair, Lord that hair. You are fast becoming a big celebrity in this entertainment industry of yours and you should learn to be on your best look, ALWAYS. That hair looks like noble weave or supreme ultimate kept on for more than 3 weeks. Get rid of it!


Toya: Vina hahhahahahahahhaha this is too damn funny! The fuck? What is going on babes? Why would you think you can wear a cropped top with that midriff babes? Your mirror better had shattered prior to you leaving the house! Oh that skirt, those bridesmaid shoes and the lack of accessories I can go on and on! Wrong wrong wrong. You should have run away from the camera yes you should have.

Tiny: First of all, didn't anyone tell Vina that she has a pot for a belly? Her friends couldn't advice her not to leave home looking like this? Or were they too scared to talk? Crop tops are not for everyone my darling and you've got it on with that skirt, wrong combination. Take out the shoes, replace them with dunlops and she looks like she's going to borrow garri from her next door neighbour. Her hair looks unkempt, no accessories or proper makeup to even brighten up her look. This is an overall dull look. Fail for LFP.


Tiny: Well done missy, it was a concert and you got dressed for the occasion. The shorts and sports top do the trick and they go well with the shoes. Love the fact that her hair is pulled back up, brings out her facial features. Not too much accessories or makeup. All works fine for me.

Toya: Ebi looks really cute and aptly dressed for the occasion! She just wants to have fun and be comfortable doing so. The sports top and gold shorts seems to work nicely mainly because of the shoes! See ladies your shoes can make a major difference, I shall refrain from calling names for now. I like her simplicity. She didn't try to hard or do too little. Nice balance! Welldone


Tiny: Madam miss miss, but you know you're gonna get it though? Like yorubas say, 'ki lo ko si'? The shoes even match with her hair, is that a plus? Oh I do not know *sigh*. Lol. Everything she has on is wrong, that top, Lord help me, and are those your stay at home shorts? You do not look one bit attractive in this outfit. I guess all I can say is, this is a total disaster. 

Toya: Lil miss miss! Damn straight, you are a miss miss! What! I'm going to ignore the hair because you can decide to Nicki Minaj up, that's cool, let's call it creative! However that jungle meets vintage blouse and those white 'I wore them during Nysc drills but decided to add some studs' shorts are not right! Let's not run down again! Good thing, you are a pretty girl!


Tiny and Toya: She's definitely in a wrong time zone and checks all the wrong boxes. She has on a head warmer (check), leather jacket (check), leggings (check) and a camel toe starring us in the face. Do review her yourselves guys.

That's it from us guys, we couldn't review more because they were all a bit boring. We hope you enjoyed this, do look forward to our next review. We're still on twitter @D_FashionPolice or send us a mail on Lagosfashionpolice@gmail.com


Love T & T