Lagos Fashion Police at the Fab Night Out!

Hey guys, we know we know, we are SOOOO late with this and we apologise.

Congrats again to the winners, enjoy the review guys.

Toya: Miss Ebun looks very grown and sexy, she is another curvy woman that knows how to dress her body. But I am not feeling those shoes babe.

Tiny: That's the word, grown and sexy. I love the dress, neck piece is amazing. Shoes don't look so bad to me. Her hair looks fab, it always does.

Tiny: Lady in red. Hmm. She's light skinned so red works for her. Now this is a real nice dress and could have looked really nice on her but what went wrong with the boob area... That looks like a forced cleavage Miss Omeruo. Your boobs look like they are suffocating.

Toya: Clearly HON put some effort into this dress, it is red and hot even though her breasts look squashed. I would have loved to see a bolder infusion of another colour. PS she could be santa clause's hidden sex mistress in this dress.

Tiny: What is going on here... Is this really a Mai Atafo dress? I'm so confused :s. There's way too much going on with this outfit and it all has to do with that thing on the waist area of this dress. I love the black lacy top and red bottom part of the dress, that would have been ok but that thing looks like what market women use in supporting a baby's ass when they back them. I believe the yoruba's call it 'OJA'...

Toya: She was so pretty and a breath of fresh air the day she won looking all natural, not so much in this picture. That skirt is just hideous and I don't know why one would do this. Mai were you really at this fitting? I refuse to believe.

Toya: Liz, to say this is inappropriate would be an understatement. Why now? Were you in a dream, taking a walk in green park during the summer? Talk to us, we might be able to help. Because what I see here is you thinking oh I will just match the shoes to the belt and it would be a GO, no love it is not and would never be alright to wear this to an award show especially with you being a celebrity of some sort.

Tiny: Liz, what's going on here? Its an award show, why do you have a denim skirt on?? We don't do this in Lagos o.. Nice hair and makeup, outfit for the occasion is just wrong. You should have done better or stayed away from the camera.

Tiny: Miss Shaba, what is this? No seriously?? And why in heavens name are you posing this way, look at your tummy, didn't you pay attention to Lynxxx when he said 'suck belle make the shirt fine', in this case 'dress'... Na lady this is awful on you, that shoulder area down makes u look so damn tacky, like you're ghetto and I believe you're not, what's left is for u to start chewing gum the ghetto way and ill just conclude that you are. This zebra print isn't so bad but the style is so not for you. Please do better next time

Toya: Hahhahahahhahaha Jemila, what is going on baby? You look like you were just thrown out of a Las Vegas casino for soliciting. Damn! The print of the dress na wa oh. What is shocking me is the confident smile you have going? For real? Anyways I guess when you know you have messed up you must keep your head up, you definately get an A plus for being delusional.

Toya: Lola looks very demure in this animal print piece, the neckline shows off her shoulders nicely. Very rare to see someone look so soft in animal print, good work lady. However I am not a fan of the hem of the dress, the red interjection could have just been with the accessories.

Tiny: This dress looks absolutely Fab on Lowla, it does hide her petite curves but that's ok. I do love the red detail, it stands out. Pulling her hair up also brings out her face. Definetly wanna see more of this on the red carpet. Good job Miss Adamson.

Tiny: I'm not loving this on Uche, I don't why but its not cutting it for me. Its just a blend of dull boring colours. Absolutely boring.

Toya: Uche in Ouch indeed. Dude you are hurting me. So you stood still and allowed people put this mash up on you? Are you trying to put your best foot forward? I am hoping it is in a bid to run home and change, because you have messed up big time. Oh I see what you tried to do, take all the colours from the banner behind and work them into one outfit, you should have told us now. Simplicity oh, Nigerian guys please.

Tiny: Can I start with the hair and say why does Tolu's hair look like they just came outta the rollers and wasn't styled? Now the outfit, thanks so much for listening to us and trying something new, this long skirt works wonders, I love it. The colours work so well, neck piece looks great but please tell me you don't have orange shoes on? :s

Toya: I am over the moon that Toolz has somehow realised that she has other options for clothes. I am loving the colour blocking. The length of that skirt is perfect and makes her look slimmer. The hair sha, Toolz u might want to try an open parting, take the hair off your face a bit and not have it looking like a curtain. Yeah Tiny, her lifting up that skirt and revealing those orange pop shoes was just unnecessary.

Tiny: Funke looks like a stuffed barbie covered in pink, which in a way can be considered as cute o. Hehe. But all I can say is 'I do NOT like this outfit on her'. Its not her at all. Right now I can picture her in a pair of nice pants and a button down chiffony looking blouse tucked in and a clutch purse. Better luck next time Miss Bucknor

Toya: Funke, the queen of weddings, this cross between orange and pink looks awful, and why is the hem of the dress so uneven? Do I blame Grey for making this or you for wearing it? Darling, it will serve you well to get to know your body structure before you choose a dress aight! Thank God you don't have to help your brides choose their dresses!

Toya: Alex, Captain of the love boat, where is our next destination? The carribean maybe? Or have you recently been enrolled in the Queen's navy? When I first saw you, I had thoughts of lust but all that has fizzed out after seeing some of your red carpet attempts. Those shoes look like they are made of paper napkins, however the blazer has a nice cut sha

Tiny: What is this? The navy seal? I'm lost? I never liked this guy on the red carpet and no Toya he's not as cute as you make it sound. His dress sense is appalling, you need to get a stylist or change the one you have. WRONG!!

Tiny: Wow, is it me or Sasha looks old? :s. This is a nice outfit but why is there a belt there na, ahn ahn Sasha kilode gan??? You should know better. Your hair and make up make you look old. You should know by now that having hair that covers your cheek makes your face look slim. Please work on it

Toya: Sasha, first of all, that hair colour does nothing for you, you might need to revert to the original, you look like a lion and not in a good way. Why did you place that belt on this empire line dress, what is the logic to that? I am really upset by this. Ps a pop of colour on your lips would do wonders for you, you definately can not pull off nude or bronze lips. Take note.

LFP says Happy New Year to all, our wonderful fans. We appreciate all the love and support. Keep spreading the word. We promise to always keep it real and be more consistent in 2012

May 2012 be a more fashionable year for us all.

*smoochies*

Love Tiny Vuitton and Toya Veneta