Lagos Fashion Police at the Headies 2011 (Part 1)

Hey guys, as you all requested, we have brought you the Headies review...

Hmmmm..... Enjoy!!!!!!!

Tiny:  There's something off bout this dress on Tiwa, either is not her size or it's not properly designed for her body structure. The front tells it all. I do like the design though, real simple and classy but on Tiwa's body... Hmmm, Tiny aint feeling it. Besides who came up with the brides theme for the Headies though? Hmm

Toya: Sexy Tiwa, this is a white hot mess. Why does your dress look like you wrapped a bedsheet around yourself? The dress is so ill fitted from the front! It does not sit well babes. Better luck next time doll. I think I saw u getting the highlights in your hair at nail studio. Totally loving it!

Tiny: Miss model, this is a nice dress, works really well for your skin tone plus its award worthy but why do you look so old? You're pretty young to be looking older than your age and please stop with that pose, you were seconds away from getting it right but you had to ruin it. Also do you wear that ring everywhere??

Toya: Cute dress but bad almost scraggy shoes! And Kendra you look like the Joker from Batman, plus all that hair is not helping one bit. Please if this was an attempt at a smile for the cameras, darling don't try it ever again.

Tiny: WOW! I have to say Sasha is doing much better on the red carpet these days. I absolutely love the blend of purple and gold. The detail on the waist angle of the dress is amazing. Makeup is flawless! Go Sasha, LFP certifies this, you're in the good book now

Toya: Thank God oh, sasha has changed her life for the better! I love the gold and purple combo. Very grown and sexy. And nice hairstyle choice. Yeah Tiny she is definately certified.

Tiny: Errm Miss Lady Azuka, what in the hell do you have on? You look like a teen going for a 13 year old birthday and we all know you aint no teen, you are a zillion years far from that. You are already dark skinned, why are you drowning yourself in black now? Some colour would do you some good and brighter makeup. Those wedges are so not for you or that outfit and please get something done to that hair, Ekaite the maid does much better.

Toya: What is with this ghetto ensemble, you look like you tumbled out of Brooklyn babe. Shiny shiny babe, you must be under the impression that you have done well? Wetin! Who could have advised you to go for this atroscity. All I can say is God have mercy on us the viewing public. Please everyone, put on your protective eye-wear.
Aunty give Azuka cake cos she is definately blinging.

Toya: Tiny V, can I just say I am quite irritated with the fact that every guy now feels the need to do a Mai Atafo. Please oh, can all of you make sure u can pull off the blazer, skinny cotton pants and loafers look. To be honest even the look doesn't suit Atafo all the time or he has over done it I don't even know. All I know please give it a rest.

Tiny: Hahaha Toya, I'm so with you on that. But you gotta love the look on Mai, suits him so damn well. This dude just went totally and completely off. The pink is real nice but he should have unbuttoned it and secondly those pants are jumping!!! Damn!!! This is not a good look Mr, I'm sorry

Tiny: Sexy- NOT- Steel.... What in Jehovah's name do you have on? No seriously, let's talk about this. Are you trying to pull a Mai Atafo and Dayo Ephraim at the same time? But wait sef, what goes on in that head of yours when you're getting dressed for an event? Everything is completely off. Or could it be that you are trying to come up with your own signature look?? Because if you are then you have FAILED!


Toya: Sexy steel also foolishly trying to do a MAI. Bad idea nigga! Why do your pants have inbuilt hips? Ewwwwww what do u have on your feet? Going to puke now. Tiny please hold up my hair!

Toya: Can you say effortlessly chic. I love love her fun simplistic outfit. Great colour blocking and matched nicely with the leopard skin shoes. LFP certified hottie!

Tiny: Totally agree with you, the colour blend is so chic! The look on her face even says it all. I'm not a fan of that pose though coz you didn't get it, but apart from that, outfit is on point.

Tiny: Miss Phillips this is a complete BORING outfit. Why do you have that long skirt on? You look like a mother of 3 and I know you are a lil bit far from that. Your makeup is too plain and also BORING. I'm so not impressed

Toya: All I have to say about Ms Philips is ever since her  weight loss, her poses don pass Naomi Campbell own. Darling stop trying so hard!

Tiny: Reeta I don't know how you feel we think here in Nigeria but that is a BRA you have on missy and NO it is NOT fashionable. Ahn ahn! What is it sef?? I like the purple print skirt and the jacket, not so bad but it would have all worked out well it you had a bright colored tank top ontop of that BRA that you are exposing! Sweetie the Headies aint a strip club.

Toya: Jesus take the wheel! Ah! Please we are not stupid Reeta, we know what this is supposed to look like and you have failed woefully. You thought wearing your strapless bra and a stupid purple skirt makes you Rihanna? Ok I am going to ask our male fans...... Do you guys think this is sexy? Because I am confused.

Tiny: I think Jerry and Denrele would make a cute controversial couple.. Don't you Toya? Jerry being the chick in the relationship. I have nothing to say to this guy but I'm sure TB Joshua can help.

Toya: Jerry, are you mirroring Dracula or a tranny from Romania? Hahahahaaha, what is that wig like creature on your head? Lmaoooo,  we have to take him to mountain of fire after TBJ! 
Yes him and Denrele would be good together. Disgusting.

Tiny: Errr is this Goldie's sister? Lady what in the hell do you have on?? You look like Big birds wife and those shoes.... Damn girl, where did you get them from?? Na na na na! This is just wrong.

Toya: Is this a feather tutu? Or did u set out to look like an Ewu or an Ostrich? Why would anyone in their right mind want to add 3 kg to their hips intentionally? We know feathers are a hot trend but c'mon you can be respectable in the way you go about rocking trends. We at LFP do not appreciate insults in the name of avant garde! You have been warned!

Toya: This guy in the superman shirt must have just escaped from the Yaba crazies zone so let's allow him! Tiny... Thoughts?

Tiny: Hahaha, I agree.  I will not waste time here, dude obviously feels dressing like this would make people talk bout him. Everyone is dying to get to the top media list these days and in Lagos people will do anything or wear anything or nothing to be on that list.

Tiny: Jesse first of all, did you rub white powder on your face or do I blame the flash of the camera? Secondly that jacket you have on is so not fashionable... Ahn ahn, who told you to put on a wind breaker? I know its been raining a lot in Lagos and its been windy (when it rains) but C'mon son.... Tiny does not approve of this outfit.

Toya: Mr Jargo, it has come to my notice that you have somehow been getting away from LFP and I have caught you today. Why are u wearing a wind breaker in a windless hall? And why did u go crazy on the pears baby powder? And why do you have a huge hat on your head that is clearly being held up by your sunglasses? Stop confusing me jor.

Toya: Zaina, the spartan princess, you are such a pretty girl. Lovely smile too! However the skirt is a bit of a letdown, I look at it and think of roman soldiers! Your purse is another matter, very ancient and outdated. You need to come back to the present babe.

Tiny: Zania, so you came to Nigeria to show us what being in Gladiator feels like?? Your whole outfit makes me feel like I'm in the cast of Gladiators. I know you could have done so much better. Take a look at this picture again and send us a private message on how you feel bout your outfit.

Tiny: Lady in green, are you comfortable at all? Is quite obvious that you're sucking in that belly. How bout your boobs? Are they getting any air? They look quite quashed in.... *tut tut tut*.. Wrong move my dear. Who put you in this outfit? I want to speak to that person personally, you're too pretty to look this tacky. Oh Miss Kendra is almost striking a pose for your picture. Lol

Toya: What ever happened to wearing your size? I must say she has amazing breasts. Babe sha, the dress is almost bursting open at the boob ties or were u originally on your way to a playboy or vivid photoshoot and decided to see what was happening at Eko hotel? Oh I see, makes sense then. Carry on.




Sorry guys but this is all we can give you for the first part of this review. So many pictures and we want to make sure we cover a whole lot of people.


Thanks again to Bella Naija for the pictures.


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Part 2 of the Headies review by LFP will be out much later tonight or tomorrow morning.


*Smoochies* Tiny Vuitton and Toya Veneta




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