Lagos Fashion Police at The 2011 MTN Project Fame West Africa Gala

Hey guys, its your favourite fashion police crew here and we are back with amazing reviews for you.

This time around we were at the Mtn Project Fame Gala which took place at Eko Hotel a few days ago.

Enjoy!!

Tiny; Dencia is her name. Look familiar? Hahahaha

Toya; This is the alien from the NEAs! Please who allowed her into Lagos? This isn't funny, this is an extra terrestial plan to body snatch Lagosians. She came to lay her alien eggs, someone please call pest control, let's capture this creature quick. What is with the weirdly angular shoulders?

Tiny; She looks like Nneka the pretty serpent with that hair and look on her face... The outfit looks like she's in a work out video.. And those boots, lord save me from those boots.. I feel like I'm watching a 90's musical video by Junior and Pretty

Toya; Hahahahahha Tiny if Dencia no kill me I no go die again.

Toya; This would have to be the first time I have actually liked Sasha P on the red carpet. This vibrant one shoulder dress suits her nicely and I love the length of it, good for hiding hideous legs. #Justsaying. However she could do with a more fitting version, the dress seems a bit loose.

Tiny; I think I prefer it loose on her, considering how Sasha looks when she puts on a tight outfit. The dress is real nice and classy in its own way. Sasha I suggest you stick to this look. Your blush however looks a bit too much.

Toya; All I can say is are we supposed to be watching reruns of sesame street cos this skirt invokes memories of big bird. Her hair always on point though.

Tiny; Yayyy its Big bird from Sesame street!!
Ok Miss Makinwa, the only thing I approve of is your tank top!!! What were u thinking when you had that skirt made? And it's yellow..... On a yellow carpet!!! Can u say jaundice?!!
Like Toya said, your hair always looks nice. Good job with that.

Toya: She is so cute. Love the pink skirt and her champagne lace top, lace is so hot this season. For some reason her teal shoes work to hold it all together. Nice. Certified LFP Cutie. Please wo you marry my brother?

Tiny; The teal shoes most definitely blend with the pink and champagne colour. I'm not a fan of the hair style but it suits her so well... Haha @ marry your brother.

Tiny; Miss Yvonne, first of all, you are not in high school, what's with the top?? I believe you are way too mature for that.. Secondly how many times do we have to say that the cross leg pose isn't for everyone? Your hair is nice and I'm so happy you didn't put the whole case of brown power on your face this time around coz you look better with your skin tone. Those shoes do not belong underneath those pants.. Damn, I could go on and on. This outfit is an Epic fail

Toya; Hahahahaahahhahaha I can't stop laughing at this outfit. Errm Yvonne, I know u pride yourself on being fashionable but this is just a joke. You look like a transvestite. Not a good look babe. I know u can do better because you have in the past. Welldone on the flat belly tho.

Tiny; Someone please crop her head off... Hair to neck is a zero!!! Damn! Who invented Lace wig?? This is definitely Nneka the pretty serpents sister. Way too casual for the event

Toya; Mountain of fire please pray for us. Tiny, what is with people not using the right powder for their skintones? This one looks like she came with POP on. And that horribly placed miranda orange front lace wig, yuk! See how she pulled her skirt so high up her waist to make up for the inadequancy of her jumper. This babe you no dey try. Whoever the hell you are. Pls can someone find and shoot the front lace wig inventer.

Toya; This is a scarecrow wearing a dress for sure. Why na? This one would soon say she is nigeria's next top model. You know you are straight, so why on earth would you think this is the dress for you? Hisss, your shoes are equally fucked up. I'm done and very upset.

Tiny; For the love of God, what is going on in Lagos?? Jehovah please intervene in this matter. Here we go with the leg pose again. Who designed this dress and put her in it? This is a disaster in all forms, where do I start from? The hideous neckline, the shoulders or the chest area? From the outfit to the person wearing it.. everything is a massive fail!!!

Toya; And please oh, note to all, before you shavedv your head, make sure you are cute. See the teacher in Wizkid's hola at your boy video.

Toya; What an odd couple. My danjuma, you need to realise you are no longer a young man, please Mai Atafo help this elder out. This mix of purple and green curtain is just horrible together with the brown pants. This just tells me you are rich and have no idea what to do with the money. Caroline, you are such a pretty girl but this dress is almost disgusting on you. The punky print and the larger crop circles in the middle, nah babe. Both of you messed up big time and we at LFP are not amused!

Tiny; Dude definetly has a curtain on for a jacket.. She's so pretty, yet awfully dressed.. This is a confused bunch right here. Look at her legs, does she have socks on? Please tell me she doesn't, and the shoes.. Lord!

Tiny; Where were you really going? To the market to buy provisions?? Look at your jeans, way to loose, you would look so damn good in skinnies. And then your shoes.. Really though, were u going to buy provisions?? Infact, your hat makes it obvious that u were going to buy provisions and just happened to stroll past Eko hotel

Toya; It has come to my attention that this chic thinks the only place she should look good is in fashion shoots and then in her real life she thinks she is somehow allowed to be mess up? What could have sparked this misconception, Moka? Are you indiana jones, what is with the stupid hat? And is it just me or does she have horrible taste in shoes. She always wears crappy shoes?

Tiny; Whoop whoop! Its Bonnie & Clyde on the yellow carpet... Who let the dogs out??? Lmaooo, I can't get enough of these 2. Her whole outfit is just.... Is the word 'wrong' good enough. She was not a dancer coz I was there and I didn't see no one dressed like this on stage... Toya over to you love coz I can't, not anymore.. Hahaha

Toya; Hoodrat alert! Wetin be this. Nasty red lacy tights, knee length boots in Lagos? What gets me is this chic is feeling gangster right about now. Ademola Alakija Street is calling oh. Wicked dude, you could not advice this babe to go home and change? I doubt these 2 are from Nigeria. They must be Liberian imports.

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