Lagos Fashion Police at the Iceprince E.L.I album launch

Hey guys, we'd like to apologise for delivering this review late. We hope you all are still hyped about it.

Below is LFP's review of Iceprince Zamani's album launch..... E.L.I

Enjoy!!!!

Toya: The star of the night. Na wa oh. Which force were you supposed to be repping in this attire? Navy, Airforce or Masterchef? Anyways loved the music that night, intro was a bit too long but whatever. However, I am not quite certain how doing themed outfits for your album launch worked for you? Toya V says stick to sexy male tailoring next time! Some more Mai Atafo

Tiny: Iceprince Zamani, captain of the crew ship!!! I think ice is a cute sexy young man, appeals more to the youngies though. High school and first year uni chicks. They tend to dig the whole different pair of shoes style. I kinda thought the captain outfit was cool though, I didn't dig the 3 wise men outfit he had on later that night though... What was that dude?? Oh and one last thing... What in da hell are u doing to your hair?? You left some behind and dyed it gold.. It looks like a golden puff puff roll. Shave it off!!

Tiny: Mr Abaga well done, Tiny likes this. He actually looks really sharp and smart, like a boss but also it looks like a waiters outfit. I mean it all works to play if the theme was set on a boat. Iceprince the captain, Jesse Jagz the rap star (with his casual outfit for the night. Good job on the drums Jagz) and M.I the waiter... Just kidding, you look good Jude Abaga.

Toya: Mr incredible looks like a real gentleman. Well done hommie. This is such a classic look and works so well for him. My dad would definitely let you take me to the prom M.I. Toya is blinking rapidly at the moment.

Tiny: Damilola it is called an album launch, it was tagged a concert. Sexy yes but totally wrong for the occasion. I bet u kept on pulling your skirt down. I love your shoes. The outfit is just a bit too much for me. Too revealing

Toya: Madam tinsel. She has a certain appeal, that makes her weirdly attractive. However, this attire looks like something I wore in 2000 to one of those kc collaboration parties at Lagoon, I think one was called pandemonium. Dami, pls go get some more grown and sexy clothes and stop with the teenage mashups. Thank you.

Tiny: I don't know what to say about this guy. Really though. Coz where will I start from? What do I call him? What started this madness? These are questions only God can answer so I will not try but erm, dude just one thing o? How in da hell do you walk in those heels? Are they even heels?

Toya: I am not even going to bother with this one, infact u know what I will. Denrele, if you want to dress retarded, you can at least try to have different options. I feel he wears this same red and black atroscity all the time. This is not being unique, this is just plain stupid.

Toya: Jimmy jatt, shall we blame this on the age or what. Where were you under the impression you were heading to? ELI was not a baylesa high chief community meeting oh, this outfit is just wrong dude, WRONG! We respect that you are one of the pioneer nigerian djs but c'mon men, get some help if you don't know what to do after you take a shower.

Tiny: I totally admire Jimmy's djing skills but his dress sense makes me cringe. If you want to retire to dressing like an igbo trader then please boss, stop djing! I mean c'mon man! Look at what you got on! I respect you man but this your dress sense needs to be revamped ASAP.

Toya: Tiny, we are definately jinxing tonight, hahahahaha.

Tiny: Hahaha! These couple look like they lodged in Eko hotel for the night and the hubby goes *ha, let's check out what's happening downstairs'... I gotta comment on does slippers or flip flops or.... Wait, what are those? Lol

Toya: Mr Meshida, I know these shoes are eco friendly and they help with your feet circulation, blah blah blah. That does not give you the right to wear it to an event. I am certain even the inventor would not have worn it to an event. You look so silly, it is not even funny. Banke, you are a make up goddess, I am certain you could make Obasanjo look beautiful. How did u let hubby come out and pose for pictures with penguin feet? Not a good look.

Tiny: Hahaha. Toya you are more enlightened bout them than I am.. I bet its the usual feeling, they taught they could get away with it.

Tiny: First of all Tiwa, rocking the same shoes for your performance and for the show is just wrong. C'mon girl, aren't you supposed to be like a Diva or something? Live up to your name now, this aint funny at all. I love your performance outfit, you have amazing skin (if this picture isn't photo-shopped sha o). The other outfit I'm not a fan of. Thank God you are not rocking the same accessories.

Toya: The sexy Savage. I love the blue and yellow, so cute and flirty. Very appropriate for ELI. I think better shoes would have been in order or even some cute flat sandals. The other Beyonce like contraption hopefully was used on stage or maybe she was heading to fela's shrine, to give felabration proper headstart. Tiwa those shoes again. No!

Tiny: I love my Jazzy, I even have a cute sexy crush on him. Gosh! I must say this, if someone else had tried this his pyjama signature stunt, hmmm na curse dem go dey curse the person o. I guess with money you feel you can get away with anything. Jazzy boo I love you, I mean like I love you but C'mon son, why na? And the slippers. I get that you wanna feel comfy and people must know that you can get away with anything but its not bed time now? This looks like what you wore for the Oliver video sef. Hmmm booboo are we repeating with all the 'i can get away with anything stunt'?!! When its bed time imma holla at you ok..
And that girl taking the picture!!! Damn your armpits are Black! Please try Skinwhite Whitening deodorant! It gives u whiter under-arms in just 2 weeks!!

Toya: Don jazzy, I don't know oh, is it too much money or not enough brain cells that makes you literally stroll out of your bedroom in what looks like anankara pajama bottoms into Eko expo center all the time? I don't understand. Jazzy I don't find you funny men! You would never see Kanye west (mohits idol) or LA Reid roll out to an event looking like they just finished walking the dog. Dude take note. We don't like people playing on our fashion intelligence. At the groupie, if you have blackish underarms, get some other groupie to take the picture.

Toya: Hahahahahahhaahahhaahaha what a mess! Zara zara zara, you too dey fuck up. Kai this babe, you are definately the worst dresser of 2011 damn. What is this supposed to be? Were you on your way to a drug addict ballerina party? Perhaps?

Tiny: Ermmm Zara, its not Rag day. Tiny is telling you now that you need a personal stylist. I respect your hustle but this has nothing to do with music, your dreads are sexy but need proper styling. Try brighter colours and I don't mean over sabi colour blocking o.

Tiny: When I saw Vonne that night, I felt like her hair was reaching where I was and was about to enter my mouth.. Lol. Toyin looks real nice, who knew that letting lose would work for her. Vonne that your personal pose, Tiny disapproves, you look so muscular, like you're auditioning for Gladiators on tv. I do like your outfit though. The flats work with your clutch and leopard print skirt. That thing on your neck though, hmmm. I'm indifferent bout it. Over all, you both look ready to party.

Toya: This is the first time I like Vonne on the red carpet. She looks very relaxed I would say in her leopard print skirt. You go fear fierce posing, she kinda reminds me of Mufasa in lion king, Tyra has nothing on this one. But why are your toes on the carpet, were the sandals not our size darling? The other lady, I like your artsy top with the leggings, simple and nice!

Tiny:Naeto! Hmmm I do love the colour, looks amazing on you. Everything blends so well, the shades of puple with the inner shirt and wine shoes. Tasteful but I must say that those pants are so damn tight on you, haba. And then they look washed out, you ruined this look for me! That hair makes me feel like you're back in the 80's

Toya: Lmao. I can't stop laughing at this nigga. Pls oh what is with all this metro sexual dressing? Mr MC Msc, what is the bottom spectrum of the rainbow? Are those jeggings? Hahahahahahaha mogbe. And then u come add wine loafers. This style is not for everybody, infact it is not for anyone and don't be deceived by the people who told you you look fabulous because you don't. You look like a stupid ibo man that just found himself in Lagos. The pants were so tight that day, you could not even stand straight. Nigga get your mind right and snap out of this nonsense.

Toya: Munachi, you just had to go complicate matters. This a a simple black dress, you should have just stopped there or pick out something else preferably, why did u go add a scarf to the already present turtle neck? Are u a flight attendant? And then you now placed some weird beads on top again? What now? This dress is not nice on you at all, it doesn't balance out your proportions. You look so uncomfortable.

Tiny: Muna, you look pretty. That is without the weird looking scarf on a dress that obviously doesn't need it.... I mean let's face the fact here, you do look like a flight attendant and that dress is tight on you it obviously isn't your size. Black and red would have been so perfect.

Toya: What is wrong with the Mohits boys? All of a sudden D'banj is the only sane dresser. D prince are you about to fly somewhere lol. What are you wearing na? This is another skinny pants and loafers attempt gone wrong oh, this one now adds a sleeveless jumper hoodie thing. This is just silly. I see your sex appeal dropping to dangerously low levels man! If my hubby comes home looking like this, I think this could be grounds for divorce.

Tiny: The Prince is here! Nigga you look like you're bout to shoot a ball..... Na na, you look like you're bout to catch the ball from your team mate and shoot. Complete outfit was so not necessary!

Tiny: Jennifer Jennifer, both outfits look amazing. Damn this lady is doing so much better than the girls you would expect to excel in this. Where's Tiwa Savage? Take a cue from Funke Akindele, thou shall not repeat any item at the same venue/occasion! Now that's how it should be done. The black dress with the sequence and see thru in the boob area is just amazing but doesn't really pop out well coz she's a lady with black skin tone wearing a black dress, the brightness of the room where this picture was taken doesn't help either, could be no flash as well but all in all, good job Funke.

Toya: Jeni4, I have never seen anyone look bigger in black, wonderful. That black dress looks so local and somehow makes Funke look dirty and dusty like she needs a shower. On the other hand, the white dress fits really well and possesses some star quality. She looks pretty and slimmer in the one shoulder piece. Angel definitely beat the devil here.




Well guys, that is all we have for the E.L.I review. We apologize once again for the delay in delivery. 


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