LFP at Darey Art-Alade’s “Love Like A Movie” Concert

Hey guys, do you remember us??? LOL. Let's starts off by saying Happy New Year, we hope you all have been good and have also been obeying fashion rules?

We have missed you guys so much but we are back in full effect and for tonight we will be be kicking off with Kim Kardashians 'ASS'. Lol

Tiny and Toya: We decided to start with the first red carpet picture on Bella Naija but sorry, Waje not too 'inspiring'.

Tiny: Hello Ramsay, looking bloody fly! Well put together, the colours flow nicely. Very grown and sexy. 

Toya: Gotta give it to Mr Noah, this is actually the first time i'm seeing him look this nice. The suit looks really good on him, he looks quite dapper but the pants are a bit too long.



Toya: Madam i have the 'fakest' accent in the world, what are you doing wearing this type of dress if you don't know how pull it off well? You should know not to wear a girdle/body magic with this type of material cos the seam line is staring straight at me, but then i'm sure you don't know that. You need to invest in seamless underwear's my dear. And that pose with your behind showing makes you look so tacky/ghetto, please take this advice very seriously.

Tiny: Toke, I would not have thought a petite girl like you would require a girdle but you should know better than to wear one under this extremely delicate material. I quite like the dress and I think it is one of your better offerings, however you failed to polish the overall look.



Tiny: Ebuka you sure have a hot body, you could do so much better in a properly tailored suit. The bow tie doesn't sit well on you darling and that might be due to the fact that your shoulders are quite hanger-like. And what is with the hand at the back position? Like a butler taking instructions from the lady of the manor. We still love this hottie with the brains sha. 

Toya: First off, Ebuka needs to stop wearing a bow tie, and secondly why is his pocket square not the same colour as the bow tie??? Big fail. However, his shoes look quite good and you're right Tiny, we do love this hottie with brains, polish up your style and you'll be complete.... well almost, lol.


 
Toya: First lady to get a nice comment from me, lol. Kunbi looks amazing in this tribal print, i absolutely love it. The colour pattern suits the outfit and her so well. The neck piece complements her shoes as well. This is simple, classy and very chic. Love it 

Tiny: Love the tribal trend, can be subtle yet fierce, well-done Kunbi! Hey she makes clothes so if she doesn't get it right I wonder who would?? Actually i take that back some designers are just jokers, but Kunbi does good. The hint of the red somehow fits into the whole picture! Certified LFP hottie!



Tiny: Annie, your body is not meant for the backward dress, you just look damn uncomfortable. Not all trends are meant for everyone love! Baby steps baby steps. You can't rush building a sense of style. 

Toya: If this dress was well fitted it would have been perfect, it makes her look like she has a belly. This outfit is meant for a slim person, Annie please do not step out of your house l ooking like this again. Hahaha, Tiny, baby steps for sure.



Toya: Let me start by saying that this Dj looks 'Xclusively' shinny. Damn Nigga, what's going on?? And must you wear this particular sequin jacket everywhere? Whoever told you this jacket looks amazing on you has not only lied but washed you seriously. Even your LV belt is questionable, are they real? Please invest in a stylist today. I now wonder why so many girls flock all over you if you dress like this. Yes you're cute but then i guess the girls don't have style/class. Btw, you look like you're going to audition for a role in Magic Mike. 

Tiny: Xclusive, c'mon son! What's going on baby? Why this sequined piece again? That tie is just horrible and should be destroyed ASAP! Toya the groupies ain't concerned with the nigga with his clothes on, feel me! Lol


Tiny: Vixen na wa oh, looking feminine! We approve! Doing the whole glam thing worked out for you much to my surprise. Out of everyone you are the only one that looked like you were going to the theater which this event was mirroring. The blue and the cream are real good colours for your skin tone. Yes the hemline needed to be longer but we will give u a 8 out of 10. Nice 

Toya: Oh wow, i absolutely love Vixen's outfit. She looks so mature and classy, nothing like those facecaps and gangster looking pictures. I love the mink but the question is 'is it real'??? Lol. Lets not kill our Naija celebrities with price sha, she did a good job putting this piece together. The dress is so nice but why does the hemline look like they used a scissors to cut it, it needs to be longer like Tiny said but we'll do with this. Good job lady.



Toya: Ring the alarm, its 'Beats by Olisa' 

Tiny: Dumb bell!!!



Tiny: I am still having nightmares based on that white mess u pulled the other day with the big swollen camel toe hernia maybe? You are having major problems determining what works for your body and I wonder why because you actually have a body type that could be easily styled, so talk to me hun whats the problem? Don't even get me started on your hair, ewwwwww, bad evil front lace wig 

Toya: Seyi Shay you knew you were gonna get IT right? Tiny feels this is the best you have ever looked.... Why? The shoes look awful on you and that pose is so horrid, not striking at all. The shiloette of her dress is not taken away from her shape but yet is not sexy and that lace front needs to go. Never again should you step on the red carpet looking like this.



Toya: Toolz is a Bentley but her paint job is always messed up. She needs a stylist that understands her body and can dress her well. The neck line is just not right, i have no idea where its supposed to end. 

Tiny: Someone this curvy should not be dressed in something this shiny! Note: We at LFP love our full figured ladies!



Tiny: Nini, no comment!  I will get you the numbers to a couple of stylists! I got you. EME will pay! 

Toya: EME first lady why do look like a street worker?? Everything you have on is so wrong and that hair makes you like a dressed up puppy.


Tiny: Kim Kardashian, I think you took the piss and didn't try to even bring the fashion game that we know you have to Lagos, infact we feel insulted. This is the worst thing any pregnant woman (you) could ever wear! You don fucked up Kim. 

Toya: Aunty Kim the dart point on that dress looks like your nipple is sticking out. Hurray that she's pregnant but she looks so stuffed in that outfit and i'm sorry those shoes are not working for that dress. So Kim, because you think you're coming to Nigeria you feel or you thought you could dress down??? No ma'am we don't accept such.... EPIC FAIL!!!


And that's all for now folks, we promise to try and be back with more reviews before the end of the week. We do hope you enjoy this and you know the drill, send in your comments, tweet at us @D_FashionPolice or send in your emails to Lagosfashionpolice@gmail.com 

Love Tiny V and Toya V *kisses*

Photo credits: Bella Naija

Lagos Fashion Police at Davido's (O.B.O) Album Launch

Hey ladies and gentlemen, its Tiny and Toya here. We know we have been away for too long but we are back. Here is a little snippet from the O.B.O concert. Drop your comments, we'd love to hear from you. To those who went, we hope you all had fun. And congrats to the artiste on the release of his first album.
Now lets REVIEW :-)

Toya: Munachi, nice dress, lovely colour that compliments your skin but i have to say the top part looks very distorted, defintely need a firmer bra darling! i think this is too sophiscated for a fun concert. Right dress, wrong event!

Tiny: This is so exciting.. Lol. Ok, Muna Muna Muna, this is an amazing dress, blends with your skin tone, infact together with your pose, you look like a goddess BUT this is not the outfit for an album launch. This right here is what makes people say Nigerians over-do things when it comes to fashion and events. Your skin looks absolutely radiant though.. Nice dress, wrong occasion and with that said, abeg pass the Mic!!!

Toya: Tiny i know right, feels great to be back. Is this Ebuka or Jide Kosoko jnr? Hmmmmmmmmmm. I dont know what to say i guess he is going the 'i am an african' route because there is no other explanation for this! Oh oh  maybe he escaped from the Frank Oshodi runway.

Tiny: Igwe or should I say Igwe's friend... Lol. I'm not sure what you were trying to pull off, somehow it works for me and then again it doesn't.... Trying to rep Africa/Nigeria?? That's not bad but that cap together withe the outfit makes you look like a father of 3 and your laugh just makes you look like you're super excited to be out, like a night away from the kids... Lol. I'm sure you could have done better with the material

Tiny:  Hmmm Vixen this really does look really nice on you, compared to how I've reviewed your previous outfits and It works for the occasion but the bangles are a bit too much though! The shoes don't cut it for me, not for those pants! Na ah! Looks like your rolled them up to make the shoes more visible

Toya: Yes yes this is the best i have ever seen her look. I adore her white and snake skin combo. Animal prints are back with a vegenance. Her jewellery is well in tune with the whole look. Yes, the shoes are horrible, sobbing take them off please! Well done on everything else.

Tiny; Hahahaha, OMG! I'm literally laughing my ass off here, even my baby is staring at the screen and giggling. This Adams dude cracks me up all the damn time coz he dresses and acts like he's the shiznit if I must say. Lol. But anyway, this outfit... What are you doing with that green blazer?? I mean what the Fuck!! This is absolute fuckery!! Fuck Fuck Fuck!!! Who cut your hair? Your plumber? That gold part on your beard is so played out, ditch it NOW!! And that pose? Are you learning from Noble Igwe?? You need to hire a stylist, you're a presenter.. Take a cue from Ryan Seacrest. I'm done here.. NEXT.

Toya: Hahahhahahahha Adams wetin na fight? Is this in a bid to look fierce? I quite like your leaf green blazer. Do me a favour love, shave off that ridiculous 2 toned beard.

Tiny: Sorta firece! I like, but what do we say about wearing pants/tights/leggins that shows the shape of your nookie??? Yeaaaa people, its a no no no! The top part isn't bad for me, I sorta like the X marks on her boobs, yells out 'Look at me', Lol. Her jewellery blends with the outfit as well, same as her makeup. All ok apart from the fact that her va-jay-jay can't stop staring at me.

Toya: Hahahahahhahahahah Tracy what the hell? X marks the spot? Hahhahahahah babe you are such a joker right now, nobody is gonna listen to a word you have to say, walking around with 2 huge Xs across your nipples. This is just so distracting, just cant look at anything else. Just avoid shooting ranges or archery training grounds!

Tiny: Hahahahaha!!! Wow! What in the hell is he wearing? Looks like he's on his way to take a shower... His red robe and yellow pj's. Caaaaaam onnnnnn Uncle I.D.. So all the money y'all niggas got can't get you a decent outfit??? Much respect Bawse but you have to change your style, we aint in the 90's no more.

Toya: ID, hahahahha Kanayo O Kanayo has got nothing on you. What is this? The award for the fashion train wreck of the year goes to you, where does one start from, that ill fitted red bathcoat or the yellow karate pants? And a stripped shirt? C'mon son stop this nonsense at once! In the days of night shift coliseum, maybe this was acceptable but not anymore! Stick to your lace and brocade and i hope you have dropped that ridiculous american accent.

Tiny: Love it, absolutely love it... Now ladies and gentlemen, Fade is on her way to an album launch and she's gonna have fun. Doesn't she look absolutely comfortable? Love the shorts and green blazer, her shoes match both and that's an A for me. Good job Fade

Toya: Fade looks so classy and relaxed, proper ready to have a fun night. A strange combination bold green and pastels, but it works. Lady puts her best foot forward indeed. Note to self, you should keep your hands out of your pockets nxt time. You dont want to appear wider than you are! LFP hottie for sure.

Tiny: The focus for me here is Lillian. First question is, are you sure you're a stylist? I beg to differ. Those shades.... Lady, those shades... What the fuck where you thinking? I mean caaamm oooon!!! And the cut of that dress, can you see the fold by your armpit? Eww, that's a no no for me. I would not have you style me, not even for my funeral

Toya: LilianRose!! Lmaooo, I didnt know anyone could idolise Amber Rose so much but what do we have here? Your louboutins are sick, but hey i bloody well except hot shoes from you. I dont have much to say about your dress other than yellow is not the colour for you. You used to be such a pretty girl before the bad dye job, please go back in time and let go of this alien/tranny ambition. Oooo quick question what is the deal with putting black patches at the side of dresses these days? Just curious. Any of our fans know?? hehe


YES people, Lagos Fashion Police is back, imitated but never duplicated. We hope you enjoyed our review? Peace out *smoochies*


Love Tiny V and Toya V

Lagos Fashion Police at the Fab Night Out!

Hey guys, we know we know, we are SOOOO late with this and we apologise.

Congrats again to the winners, enjoy the review guys.

Toya: Miss Ebun looks very grown and sexy, she is another curvy woman that knows how to dress her body. But I am not feeling those shoes babe.

Tiny: That's the word, grown and sexy. I love the dress, neck piece is amazing. Shoes don't look so bad to me. Her hair looks fab, it always does.

Tiny: Lady in red. Hmm. She's light skinned so red works for her. Now this is a real nice dress and could have looked really nice on her but what went wrong with the boob area... That looks like a forced cleavage Miss Omeruo. Your boobs look like they are suffocating.

Toya: Clearly HON put some effort into this dress, it is red and hot even though her breasts look squashed. I would have loved to see a bolder infusion of another colour. PS she could be santa clause's hidden sex mistress in this dress.

Tiny: What is going on here... Is this really a Mai Atafo dress? I'm so confused :s. There's way too much going on with this outfit and it all has to do with that thing on the waist area of this dress. I love the black lacy top and red bottom part of the dress, that would have been ok but that thing looks like what market women use in supporting a baby's ass when they back them. I believe the yoruba's call it 'OJA'...

Toya: She was so pretty and a breath of fresh air the day she won looking all natural, not so much in this picture. That skirt is just hideous and I don't know why one would do this. Mai were you really at this fitting? I refuse to believe.

Toya: Liz, to say this is inappropriate would be an understatement. Why now? Were you in a dream, taking a walk in green park during the summer? Talk to us, we might be able to help. Because what I see here is you thinking oh I will just match the shoes to the belt and it would be a GO, no love it is not and would never be alright to wear this to an award show especially with you being a celebrity of some sort.

Tiny: Liz, what's going on here? Its an award show, why do you have a denim skirt on?? We don't do this in Lagos o.. Nice hair and makeup, outfit for the occasion is just wrong. You should have done better or stayed away from the camera.

Tiny: Miss Shaba, what is this? No seriously?? And why in heavens name are you posing this way, look at your tummy, didn't you pay attention to Lynxxx when he said 'suck belle make the shirt fine', in this case 'dress'... Na lady this is awful on you, that shoulder area down makes u look so damn tacky, like you're ghetto and I believe you're not, what's left is for u to start chewing gum the ghetto way and ill just conclude that you are. This zebra print isn't so bad but the style is so not for you. Please do better next time

Toya: Hahhahahahhahaha Jemila, what is going on baby? You look like you were just thrown out of a Las Vegas casino for soliciting. Damn! The print of the dress na wa oh. What is shocking me is the confident smile you have going? For real? Anyways I guess when you know you have messed up you must keep your head up, you definately get an A plus for being delusional.

Toya: Lola looks very demure in this animal print piece, the neckline shows off her shoulders nicely. Very rare to see someone look so soft in animal print, good work lady. However I am not a fan of the hem of the dress, the red interjection could have just been with the accessories.

Tiny: This dress looks absolutely Fab on Lowla, it does hide her petite curves but that's ok. I do love the red detail, it stands out. Pulling her hair up also brings out her face. Definetly wanna see more of this on the red carpet. Good job Miss Adamson.

Tiny: I'm not loving this on Uche, I don't why but its not cutting it for me. Its just a blend of dull boring colours. Absolutely boring.

Toya: Uche in Ouch indeed. Dude you are hurting me. So you stood still and allowed people put this mash up on you? Are you trying to put your best foot forward? I am hoping it is in a bid to run home and change, because you have messed up big time. Oh I see what you tried to do, take all the colours from the banner behind and work them into one outfit, you should have told us now. Simplicity oh, Nigerian guys please.

Tiny: Can I start with the hair and say why does Tolu's hair look like they just came outta the rollers and wasn't styled? Now the outfit, thanks so much for listening to us and trying something new, this long skirt works wonders, I love it. The colours work so well, neck piece looks great but please tell me you don't have orange shoes on? :s

Toya: I am over the moon that Toolz has somehow realised that she has other options for clothes. I am loving the colour blocking. The length of that skirt is perfect and makes her look slimmer. The hair sha, Toolz u might want to try an open parting, take the hair off your face a bit and not have it looking like a curtain. Yeah Tiny, her lifting up that skirt and revealing those orange pop shoes was just unnecessary.

Tiny: Funke looks like a stuffed barbie covered in pink, which in a way can be considered as cute o. Hehe. But all I can say is 'I do NOT like this outfit on her'. Its not her at all. Right now I can picture her in a pair of nice pants and a button down chiffony looking blouse tucked in and a clutch purse. Better luck next time Miss Bucknor

Toya: Funke, the queen of weddings, this cross between orange and pink looks awful, and why is the hem of the dress so uneven? Do I blame Grey for making this or you for wearing it? Darling, it will serve you well to get to know your body structure before you choose a dress aight! Thank God you don't have to help your brides choose their dresses!

Toya: Alex, Captain of the love boat, where is our next destination? The carribean maybe? Or have you recently been enrolled in the Queen's navy? When I first saw you, I had thoughts of lust but all that has fizzed out after seeing some of your red carpet attempts. Those shoes look like they are made of paper napkins, however the blazer has a nice cut sha

Tiny: What is this? The navy seal? I'm lost? I never liked this guy on the red carpet and no Toya he's not as cute as you make it sound. His dress sense is appalling, you need to get a stylist or change the one you have. WRONG!!

Tiny: Wow, is it me or Sasha looks old? :s. This is a nice outfit but why is there a belt there na, ahn ahn Sasha kilode gan??? You should know better. Your hair and make up make you look old. You should know by now that having hair that covers your cheek makes your face look slim. Please work on it

Toya: Sasha, first of all, that hair colour does nothing for you, you might need to revert to the original, you look like a lion and not in a good way. Why did you place that belt on this empire line dress, what is the logic to that? I am really upset by this. Ps a pop of colour on your lips would do wonders for you, you definately can not pull off nude or bronze lips. Take note.

LFP says Happy New Year to all, our wonderful fans. We appreciate all the love and support. Keep spreading the word. We promise to always keep it real and be more consistent in 2012

May 2012 be a more fashionable year for us all.

*smoochies*

Love Tiny Vuitton and Toya Veneta

Introducing Beauty Overdoze Magazine

Hey guys.... No this is not a review... Sowwie

We just thought we'd share this piece of tasty information to our ladies out there, it caught our eye and we couldn't keep it all to ourselves.

Beauty Overdoze Magazine is out this Friday 16th December. Be sure to grab a copy, we will ;-)

Beauty Overdoze Magazine, short form B.O.M is The New Fashion and Beauty Magazine for the Young and Contemporary Woman

B.O.M is the brainchild of Award winning and New York certified makeup artist Eni Balogun. It is a publication which consists mainly on issues of beauty, health, hair, lifestyle, fashion, travel and entertainment. It covers the most important things in the International scene and mostly the African beauty industry. B.O.M is every woman's luxury beauty guide and happens to be the only Health & Beauty magazine in the Nigerian market today.

B.O.M speaks to the new Nigerian woman -- urban, always cosmopolitan; as downtown as she is uptown; cultured and multi-cultural and always on the edge of fashion, culture and entertainment. The magazine represents a new, original voice on the news stand, a voice that speaks to a generation of women, old and young, from diverse cultures, upbringings and interests. It is an international & domestic home resource for all beauty professionals, beauty brands & companies, restaurant’s, hospitals and also to the general public. Serving establishments working in practically every industry cutting through from motion pictures to printing and publications, fashion, bridals, casuals, landscape beautification, stylists, advertising, entertainment, corporate, beauty parlours, health sectors, spas and more.

With featured articles on health & beauty of the industry’s upcoming beauty professional’s i.e. Hair stylists, makeup artists, health practitioners, cosmetic companies and manufacturers, B.O.M updates its readers on the most innovative beauty equipment's. It’s the most reliable source which delivers invaluable information and news on current product.

Beauty Overdoze Magazine offers a diverse range of articles that combine artistic and business skills, personal and financial growth, health, beauty and creative thinking, entertainment and events and the latest beauty information and products.

B.O.M also offers great opportunities designed for makeup & beauty professionals, beauty brands and consumers who share the passion for the love of everything glamorous and beautiful. From high fashion makeup, health topics and hair to high fashion clothing & accessories.

Below is the cover of the first edition for Beauty Overdoze Magazine.

B.O.M Editorial Team:

* Editor: Eni I. Balogun
* Admin: admin@beautyoverdosemag.com
* Creative director: Lai Makanjuola
* Publicist: L.360 Ltd – Lowla360pr@gmail.com
* Publisher: Infinite plus Arts Publication – 08056116841
* Event Co-ordinator: Chantrelle Concepts – bebeakinboade@yahoo.com

We can't wait for this to come out.

Love Tiny and Toya

*smoochies*

Lagos Fashion Police at the Miss Nigeria Pageant

Hey guys, its your favourite fashion ladies again... Yup you guessed right... Here is the Miss Nigeria review from us at LFP...

Congrats to the winner, thanks to Bella Naija for the pictures... Enjoy ;-)

Tiny: Even a maxi dress has a bit of fitting, this doesn't do well. Nice piece and colour but exceptionally wrong for Eku's body, I mean totally wrong, it doesn't work for me one bit. This makes Eku look like she's ready to spend the day at home doing nothing but watch tv with a bowl of popcorn in her hands, even for that, this isn't comfortable or suitable.

Toya: I am sorry, but I don't understand this dress, whether or not it whirls. Aside from the colour, this is a boring ass dress, and what is that woven bib like flap? And Eku, you need to stop losing weight, you are beginning to look anorexic.

Tiny: Yea Toya, I'm with you on that. Being too skinny isn't sexy, na, not anymore. Eat some chicken Eku, real greasy too.

Toya: Aunty Grace, this has to be the first time I have seen you in an age appropriate dress and you truly look amazing, however there is an oddness around the waist region but I shall ignore that. Nice balance between coffee brown and gold. You do look good for your 60 years, she is 60 right?

Tiny: Haha... Grace Egbagbe looks so beautiful, I wish I got the front look of the dress, the boob cut looks good and that's very important with a dress like this, I would also have loved to see what the wasit line of the dress looks like. The coffee brown works for her and those shoes look good. Overall, she did an amazing job.. Thumbs up ma'am.

Tiny: Now I was enjoying this outfit till I got below her knee and then I saw her shoes and I was like... Da hell is that??. This would have been lovely if the skirt were knee length, and even if it's still this long, those shoes are just so wrong, if she wore a pair of pants, I would probably not mind, but this is a no no. Doesn't work for me. Iove her hair and box clutch. Amazing

Toya: Whoever sets out to look like a stick of liquorice? I understand the monochrome concept but for a skinny chick, a pretty structured short flared skirt would have been stunning with your white blouse. And those shoes, nah babe, I don't care how nubian or eccentric you think you are, those are just butt ugly.

Tiny: Now this is stunning, I love this monostrap dress on Bola.. Wow! The yellow is amazing and I love the orange blend at the bottom of the dress. The gold shoulder detail makes the dress stand out and her smile.....flawless... Amazing look Bola

Toya: Tres Pretty, this is actually a red carpet worthy dress. I love the mustard yellow and the orange accents, the colours go exceptionally well with her glowing skin (I am off to blush beauty in a bit). I always thought she should go with longer lengths in dresses and it really works for her. The purple purse is a nice touch. Well balanced!

Toya: Elohor looks very demure. A real mature sexiness. I like it. Although bolder shoes and purse would have further improved this look. All the similar mink colours might come through as a bit washed out.

Tiny: Now this has got to be my first time seeing Elohor with a decent look, but ofcourse you know I dislike it when people misuse the 'cross leg' pose but she seems to have got it...a lil bit... Lol. Now this dress, really nice and classy. The hair really suits her and I'm with you on the shoes, should have done a bit better

Toya: Gentlemen callers, I didn't know that Miss Nigeria was a black tie event. Na wa oh. These 2 definately missed the turn into federal palace casino and ended up at eko hotel. Anyways it is cute to see the oldies not backing down, looking sharp hommies.

Tiny: Hahaha, aside that, I love this, I still have a wide grin on my face. Makes me feel like I'm the 60's. These men look absolutely fab.

Tiny: Hello lady, what do you think you are doing? No no, please explain what you have on? I feel like I'm watching a fulani movie.. I mean those shoessssss.... C'mon girl, that is just wrong. The design of this outfit is just wrong for the occasion... Totally!!!!

Toya: Mrs Costello, we know your hubby must definately have thought this was an african princess look but you do not fool us. That uneven hemline is just horrid. You have an athletic body and you can not pull off all these egdes. Please look to softer lines next time. Or where you off to perform at Fela's shrine?

Tiny: Miss Shaba, wow, you look pretty excited to be taking this picture o, that smile ehn.. Lol. Anyways, lovely outfit. Will I say you played it safe with the all black?? Hmmm. Love the clutch and the way you wore your hair, absolutely classy.

Toya: There is always something that doesn't quite excite me about the dresses this young lady wears, for me the fabrics sometimes look cheap. That aside, this LBD is actually sexy but the neckline would have been better if it sat abit lower. It helps that you have a pretty face so you do look hot in this dress.

Tiny: Another nice monostrap dress, the pink does works... Somehow...Infact the pink is too much, her nails are pink too. She looks like a tall candy floss.... And what is all that 'shekere' on the dress nowwww.. Ahn ahn... Its not an indian movie set o... And that hair looks ghetto... Wait... Not looks... It is Ghetto.

Toya: This chic looks like she fell out of a nollywood movie party scene where she was probably dancing with kanayo o kanayo or St obi. Wait is this a bridesmaid's dress updated with chains in a bid to modernise it? I am confused

Tiny: I take the indian bit back for the candy floss lady above... Datte here is actually on the set of an Indian movie... What in the h*ll is this?? I'm not even pissed coz I can't stop laughing

Toya: Datte, you have a sick body for someone that is not a spring chicken but I don't understand why you felt the need to wear a full bra with this indian prom dress when you could have easily worn a strapless bra. Please explain?

Toya: Efe Tommy oh, what the f*ck? The shirt sleeves are afraid of your wrists. The trousers are also jumping, where you pushed out of your house that night? Are those 2 displaced lines supposed to be suspenders? And oh God please remove that little hill on your head. Borrow a page from the elders in the white dinner jackets.

Tiny: Hahaha. Took the words right out of my mouth... I can't stop staring at the pants, looks like his about to be in a Michael Jackson dance video... I wonder if he'll ever shave that thing off his head... *sigh*

Toya: He is definetly the joker of this review.


And its a wrap for this event guys... We hope you enjoyed this review.

You know the drill. Send in comments/suggestions. You know how to reach us..

Till next time, stay fabulous guys!!!

*Smooches*

Tiny V and Toya V

The Lagos Fashion Police at the FAB Nominee Part

Hello lovely fashionable people.... We are here to deliver the FAB Nominee Party review. We hope you love it.

Enjoy!!

Tiny: Toni, I would expect a better weave than what you have on... I mean if you decide to put on that outfit then your hair should atleast look good too coz this weave just looks tacky. Anyways to the dress, hmmm ok o, if you are wearing this for the Nominee party, then what should we expect for the awards itself?? Please answer me o before your boobs fly off and take you along. Your necklace is the only thing that gets my approval here, that dress is just too much for the 'PARTY'

Toya: Sweet heavenly father. Toni, why do you always insist on being on the worst dressed list? Is this a joke? The person that made this dress is so wicked and the ppl that you call friends are even more wicked. What is that paper fan on your chest? Infact you should have taken off your shoes and ran very fast immediately you saw a camera being lifted to take your picture. Horribllllllllllle! Infact I would rather you had come naked to this party than wear this. Cringe

Tiny: Absolutely Fab!! This is so chic. I love the hair piece and that lime dress looks amazing on her. I can't see the belt well but I'm glad she held her waist with one. Makeup is simple and classy. Good job Tayo, LFP certifies you

Toya: Tayo looks so pretty. This key lime dress is so fun and the asymmetric neckline adds to the allure of the dress and her skintone is beautifully compliments the shade of the dress. Makeup is so simple and clean. Nice work lady.

Tiny: Hmmm, sexy man. I love that pose. I love Ebuka in this look. He looks like he stopped by on his way from work (but this event on not on a weekday, lol). Simple but speaks to you, I like

Toya: I like Ebuka's oufit, simple and clean, however oh, Ebuka it is either you saw a fucking hot piece of ass on your way to Marquee or you were stroking the monkey before you were interrupted by Noble Igwe, who said and I quote ' Ebuka bia, it is time to go for the nominee party'. Please we would like to hear from you as regards the bulge in your pants. Thank you!
Infact Ebuka I am suing you for visual sexual assault

Tiny: Ahhhhh!!! Sose!! I love this man... These Dj's of today are just so damn HOT.. I mean the likes of Sose, Xclusive, Caise, Dj Obi etc... Damn!!
Ok to the outfit, I just want to say the detail on his buba match his tattoo... Hahaha, that's so cliché... Hehe. Ignore me. But I love Sose's look, works for this Hot mixed race Dj

Toya: He looks like he would be a freak hmmmmmmm! I heard he paints this tattoo on daily. What is with the wonder woman cuff, am disturbed by that? Tiny yes oh, all these Djs. I want to have a private meeting with them all. Big Grin 

Toya: I love the one colour palette of the outfit, it works suprisingly. The interjection of the green/gold belt and necklace definately uplifts the overall look. Nice one

Tiny: Well she came prepared. Now this is what we like to see on the red carpet but in this case, Black carpet, Lol... I love the blend in colour, the green and gold match so well. Love her necklace as well, infact every detail. Even her pose speaks to you.

Tiny: Dj Caise, I know I just called you Hot but what is going on here? I'm sure you said 'Mehn its a party abi, ill just wear these frumpy looking denims and this black shirt, choke myself and look supid all at once'... C'mon son this is fashion gone wrong. If you have a girlfriend, tell her to dress you up next time

Toya: I swear Caise if I had seen this pic before my earlier comment I might have excluded you. Were you supposed to be on the cast of a yoruba movie? Lmao. Oh I know what it is you probably live in lekki phase 1 where the floods are bad, and you need a bridge to get out of your house. Seen! Dj, we like you at LFP, we would forgive you this time but please do not repeat this

Tiny: Utunnu master, not in your normal blazer this time around?? Thanks for the change in outfit but I see you have toms on... Again!!. Pretty simple outfit, anyways it was a party, so ill let you pass this time. You do look tired, like you were forced to come out.. Tired but still Hot! Tiny loves you *wink*

Toya: Lynxx, I just have one thing to say to you. I know toms are in fashion but darling you DO NOT need to wear them with everything. What should we expect next dansiki with Toms. You know you are still sexy!

Toya: Well I guess you were trying to live up to your name madam. So wearing panty hose with what looks like golden foil paper is your idea of being creative. Lady you have failed woefully. Mj is turning in his grave at the moment. We at LFP are not amused because you definately wore this in an attempt to be the ring leader at the new circus that is coming to town.

Tiny: Na wa o, Aunty Goldie aka Lagos Lady Gaga.... Did you and Toni Tones come together?? Why do you have white panty hose on?? Hahaha Toya says gold foil paper.. Well she's right... Goldie try harder next time, you'll get there. Lol

Toya: Oga Black, I have to say it is hard to look messed up in black but this dude manages to do just that. Scruffy much? What is that black thing poking out of one sleeve of your blazer? You need a haircut preferrably with a chainsaw. You look unkept and it doesn't help that your blazer is too tight to be buttoned. I am out

Tiny: Erm Mr photographer why are you soaked in Black??? I don't get the style here o. You look like a swollen black baby drenched in black. You didn't even arrange your inner turtle neck and blazer well, one arm in disorganised... Mehn! Yomi you need a COMPLETE make over.

Tiny: Hahahahaha! This dude makes me laugh or should I say his look makes me laugh! What is this?? I don't like this at all. This is colour blocking gone wrong and that jacket looks like something pulled out of the 70's closet

Toya: Ola Garber, does he look very much like Durella or is it just me? I love the way he keeps averting his eyes like he knows deep down that he looks a hot mess in his washed out excuse of a baby blue jacket. Please I seriously hope he is not a stylist. Everyone in lagos that colour blocks is a stylist. We need to come together and stop this madness. Nigerians are beginning to take the piss.
What does he do Tiny?


Tiny: No idea. Haha

Tiny: I think she read our last review! Praise Jehova she is better dressed now. I was gonna start off with the pose and say why o why but then I saw her shoes... Hehe, you're excused. Tiny likes. I love this casual/classy look on her, makeup is pretty calm as well. But some jewelry on your wrist would have sealed your look.

Toya: This is one chick I think only looks good during her photoshoots as compared to her actual life. Makida has surprised me pleasantly with this oufit. It makes her look really young and fresh and not as sick as she usually looks! I like the potka dots on her top those are so hot this season. Good attempt baby! She could do with some sparkly braclets. 

Tiny: All I have to say to Adams is this, Dude change that horrid looking hair cut and die that beard back to black.. Ahn ahn, what's with the gold bear bear??? Please O

Toya: I don't really know what to say about Adams over here. I think the jacket was not necessary, you seem like you just had to wear to be identified as following some trend made excessively popular in Lagos by people like Mai Atafo, Noble Igwe and Lynxx
Ah Tiny I think it might be Vertiligo.


I think it is a wrap. This was quite a dry event in our opinion (dry interms of fashion) but we can not disappoint our fans. Please let us know what you guys think. You know how to reach us. 

Smoochies Toya V and Tiny V