Friday 9 September 2011

Lagos Fashion Police at the Elite Model Look Finale

Hey guys, we hope you loved our post on the NEA Awards? We got a lot of feed back on it and we just want to say thank you.

To answer some of the questions you guys asked: Yes we are here to stay. Yes we promise to be real. No we will not reveal who we really are (LOL). And if you fail to abide by the laws of fashion, we will bring you to justice, no matter who you are. Hehe

This time around we are gonna be looking at what happened at the Elite model fashion look finale... Thanks again Bella Naija for the pictures.

Hmmm. Let's start.



Toya: I actually like the fact that she had the sense to balance out that white with a pop of colour and burnt orange is such a hot colour at the moment. And her sexy curly hair sits pretty with this dress, very fun and flirty! Linda gets Toya's seal of approval this time.

Tiny: Yup, totally agree, the blend between the white and burnt orange makes her look gorgeous... But I have to say I'm just not a fan of the heels, its played out to me.. Apart from that, you did pretty well Linda.

Toya: Elohor Elohor, this is a very good goth princess look but for some reason, I just don't think it suits her. I think its supposed to make her look younger but reverse was the case.

Tiny: I love love love the shoes, dress is nice but a bit out of balance and doesn't suit her... Necklace is way too much. I mean it does stand out but with that kinda dress she should have worn something that isn't too loud. Eye shadow doesn't do it for me as well.

Toya: Clearly she was going for the kind of look Avril Lavigne would choose but it does not work for everyone babe. Sexy louboutins, no doubt.


Tiny: I have to start with the shoes. Bridget they are nice but don't suit your feet. And your pose doesn't help either. Now you are a great designer.. What went wrong?? Nice outfit but wrong for the occasion & also wrong for ur body... The whole idea about fashion & style is to not only wear something nice but also wear something that suits ur body posture

Toya: Her posture was just terrible and it messed up the dynamics of the dress. And doll u don't need a choker neckelace for a dress with such a high neckline. We still love her brand, she is uber talented. NEXT!

Toya: She is uber pretty but she needs to chill. Who goes out looking like candy floss? Except Katy Perry! Omowunmi, this is just unnecessary. Nice hair though.

Tiny: Oh Lord, here we go. Apart from the hair I can't pick anything else that's nice on her. Its a fashion show not a wedding and even for a wedding its still a bit too much, the attire is just totally wrong for the occasion. Maybe if you didn't try so hard, you could actually get it right.

Tiny: Please help me out here Toya but is that a belt?

Toya: I would actually like this dress without the ridiculous gold triangle pointing at the nookie. Vulgar much! It is almost saying hey guys, V for vagina

Tiny: I was gonna say the same thing, like we're back in the stone age and they wanna keep her locked up down there till she gets married. I have nothing else to say here. Next please.


Toya: Oh look it is a walking and talking secret garden. I really hope that is a chanel bag on your shoulder, to help savage this disaster

Tiny: Too much detail.. I mean come on, didn't you look at yourself in the mirror before leaving home? Its a fashion show not a circus.

Toya: We have nothing to say to Serena Williams over here but are you not supposed to be at the US Open?

Tiny: Why oh why?? I seriously have a problem with people who dress this way and think they can get away with it.. Stay away from the camera and besides, do you have on any make up? *sigh*


Toya: Eku we know u are fond of upstaging Dolapo Oni but this is not studio 53, the black dress was confused from the drawing board. And the other one makes u look like an umbrella. Note to Deola Sagoe (who we love by the way), but the dress u put Eku in might need to have a longer length for taller people

Tiny: Eku Edewor... Hmm, sometimes she gets it right and other times she doesn't. That long black thing is just way too long and wrong for the occasion and even if I were to ok it, its just plain and boring, there's nothing to complement it... Sadly that 2nd outfit really does make you look like an umbrella.

Toya: I know Tiny, she usually does amazing on the red green or black carpet, they have some many colours these days.

Tiny: Naeto, I want to believe you didn't know where you were going to before stepping out like this. Doesn't work for me. All wrong

Toya: I have a vision of want Msc mc was trying to do here, a kind of Kanye West meets Lupe Fiasco yeah? I am not a fan of stone washed jeans on young men! Cringe, it belongs to 65 year old Texan men.

Tiny: I think Tiwa Savage doesn't look so bad, a bit plain for the occasion but overall there's nothing wrong for me.

Toya: She definately needs a smaller size in this warehouse number! And her hair pulled back like that makes her loook like a governess, or nanny to yall. She may get a shot with Jude Law in this outfit! Go Tiwa S

Ok Toya, there's still so much to look at. Hmm you think a part 2 of this will do? Let's see what they tweet at us first.. Hehe.

We hope you guys agreed with us, if not, remember your comments are always welcome.

Love Tiny V and Toya V

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