Tuesday 13 September 2011

Lagos Fashion Police at Psquare's Invasion Concert

Fashion Police ladies are back again and still working on past events. We decided to review the Psquare Invasion concert this time around... Find out who did good and who failed below. Enjoy!!

Tiny: Tiwa I don't really know what to say. Considering the fact that you performed on that day, I guess this outfit works. Love your hair though, brings out your facial beauty

Toya: Wait Tiny, are u assuming she performed in this dissembled pink pinafore and tribal bra? Tiwa I don't know what you were trying to achieve oh, but you failed! You are damn lucky you are a gorgeous girl.

Tiny: Sadly we didn't attend so we can't say if she performed in this or not but I'm hoping she did coz if she didn't then... Honey its a fail, outfits like this aren't meant for the ocassion. Lol

Tiny: Pretty Sarah, I won't say you played it safe with the black coz you're light skinned and black works perfectly well for you. I can't see the boob cut well coz of your pose but from what I see its perfect. Absolutely love your shoes. Killz what's with the outfit na? Sarah please don't let him leave home looking like this again

Toya: Killz what na? Are you on your way to the August meeting after party? This shirt is just too ibotic man. You look like Sarah's sugar daddy instead of looking like her sexy arm candy boyfriend! Sarah, are you a real blonde? Lol, you look pretty cute in your little black dress ! Shawty got back

Toya: Lynxx, at first it was cute but now not so much! Is this supposed to be the official syndicate uniform or what? Abeg try something else. Surprisingly red looking fantastic on you, doesn't normally suit guys. Don't forget what I said oh, something different.

Tiny: Chukie Chukie... Hmm, I love a man who knows how to look good. Lol @ Syndicate uniform.. Red does look good on you babe but I'd really also love to see you dressed differently

Tiny: Oh wow, its the Rainbow man. There should be a kiddies show for you. Dayo kilode? I mean what is really wrong? This your colour blocking is now colour smashing.

Toya: Hahaahahahhaahhahahahaha I am rolling on the ground! What is this? Ha! we are all aware that colour blocking was hot this year but c'mon dude, this is an atroscity. Kanayo O Kanayo circa 90's nollywood has nothing on you. Leave the primary colours alone bro!


Tiny: Kate, is that an iglu you have on? Didn't realise we were in the North Pole o. What is the yellow doing there? And please don't no one say *its a bag now*. Woulda done better with maybe a yellow blouse. However, you are well dressed and ready for the occassion.

Toya: Aunty Kate, I like this look for you, it is simple and nice. People need to learn to dress more relaxed to concerts and not breaking out theior sunday's best! However, that yellow bag is looking very cheap and childlike. A more structured bag would have worked better or an evening clutch. 
Hahahahahahahaha Tiny V, I like the iglu


Toya: Yellow and grey, stunning combination! Fun, vibrant and fresh. She just looks like she is there to have a good time. Nice detailing, scarf, bag and shoes. I like her.

Tiny: Woohoo!! Dolapo looks tres cute. Everything works just right, lady got style and class. Love it


Tiny: Now this is a woman ready for the concert, just like Miss Oni, you look amazing. This is what Kate was going for but she missed it when she put the iglu on. Love your outfit and your very laid back makeup. You did well ma'am

Toya: I am so happy omo sexy has greatly improved in the way she dresses, gone are the days of those horrible lycra dresses. Now we have a sexy and more confident woman! I think she looks beautiful and classy here with a hint of the animalistic. You could do with better hair tho.


Toya: I absolutely love to see this girl out and about, she has such great style and it does help that she is pretty. She played down the sequined shorts beautifully with the plain white blouse. Love the earrings too. Well done Eku!

Tiny: Eku looks simply casual, classy and ready for the event. Love the blouse, but I have a problem with the bag, yet again. I'm sorry but you would have killed it with a purse. Something you can hold when dancing.

Toya: I'm certain there is a seat for her to drop the bag, she probably can't even dance! Oyinbo no dey dance



Toya: Ah! I am scared oh, if this one should touch me, na *we regret to announce* be that oh. Nigga swipe that smug look from your face, if you paid more attention to your dress sense you would not have time to terrorise your colleague. You look like the drum for keeping drinks at weddings, infact I can't suggest anything for you because nothing seems to suit your anatomy! Except hmmm what do they wear in rehab again? Oh yeah stray jackets.

Tiny: I have nothing to say to this man with with the benin chieftancy title wrist beads. Honest opinion, one would mistake you for a bouncer, if not for your known face



Toya: Kenny St Brown, just when I thought you had finally done good, you just had to go disappoint! This is a really good jumpsuit for your figure and age but the only people permitted to wear such shoes are people with false legs. Even my grandnana would not be caught dead in these shoes, and she is 98

Tiny: Kilode gan!!! What is with the shoes, are you going next door to your neighbours place? And next time please uncross your legs, you V is just showing. Lagos ladies please listen, cross legging pose isn't for everyone ok!

Toya: It is not for anyone, a certain Mr Igwe pls take special note


Tiny: You are really ready to party with Psquare, your outfit says is all, even your pose.. Absolutely love your jacket and your hair sits just well. Glad you matched your bag with your pants.

Toya: My chic bad my chic hood, wetin?! She must be paying homage to MJ, ok that explains the jacket. You do not try to incoporate cotton pants into this look babe, nah ha. Jeans would have worked better for ya. Points for your colour blocked purse, can I have it?



Tiny: Love the hippy-ish look Vonne, your top is real sexy, however I am not a fan of jumping pants. Love your hair but why you dey stiff your head na? Relax doll. And is it me or ur shoes look a lil bit off balanced? the right leg? Hmm

Toya: Tiny, I was thinking the same thing, that was until I saw the feet, why are your pants so short? Why did u have to go wear heels with short palazos pants? I really like the shirt and the belt but I am certain you could have found some extra material for your pants at your store! Too much hair oooooooooooooooooo



Tiny: Ok o, Mr Dj what's popping? Lol. I'm confused bout this your look Sir. Let there be peace but too much white. Colour is good you know?

Toya: Jimmy Jatt are you going sky diving by any chance? See here's the thing, all these young Djs be looking all fine so its not only their djing skill that's on point, their fashion game is mad as well. You need to keep up ma Nigga. And please enough with the stupid hats and sunnies I repeat SUNNIES! We love your mixes sha.



Toya: MBGN turned Rah digga, who ever gave you the idea to wear a spring jacket as a dress? This one I know is not a jacket dress, so don't ever go there. You look as though, you are running down the street to get some milk and cigarettes. Not cool babe. Or were you playing strip poker that night?

Tiny: Hahahaha, was gonna say did someone grab you from the off-licence next door? No chance to go home and change? Muna darl, don't try such again, this is unacceptable.


Tiny: All I will say is this... This is not a soccer field ma Nigga... Da hell were u thinking?? Those jeans... Ewoooo!!! Mba nu, not acceptable.

Toya: Jay Jay baby, everyone knows you are blessed with one of the most lucrative bow legs in Nigeria, you don't need to further showcase them! These jeans make you look like a dwarf. bia Nkechi where were you when austin was leaving the house? Jay Jay you have been warned.


Ok guys, its a wrap for this review. We hope you loved it. Don't forget, feedback is very much welcomed and be sure to spread the word bout us.. 

Finally, Lagos Fashion Police has no affliations and we do not pick favourites when it comes to our reviewing, we try to tell it as we see it, no mincing of words.

Its all love! 

*Smoochies* Miss Vuitton and Miss Veneta

3 comments:

  1. Good review though keep it up. However, I disagree with the review on Kate Henshaw, I think the yellow bag works well with the outfit since she is also wearing a yellow bracelet and her entire outfit is in the dark shade so the yellow bag adds a pop of color to the outfit. Also, I disagree with the lady wearing the singlet top and yellow pants. I think that if at all she wanted to wear a singlet top she should have worn one without detailing on it preferably a white singlet top tucked into the pants with a slim belt worn around the waist. Thank you and lookig forward to your next post

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  2. hehehehehee me i like this one o. i don dey follow una for twitter sef...hmmm. all i can say is that...come to think of it, Killz na ibotic man anyway!

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  3. @May'ree, i agree with you on the yellow bag, she doesnt even have to wear the yellow bracelet, everything else is pretty dark and she aint the queen so no need to find something to match.

    i disagree with you on Dolapo though, i think her outfit is on point, it's a concert after all, not brunch with the girls, so tucking in will be very restrictive (esp if you intend to dance). just my own 2 cents. ciao

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